Random Star Trek Quotes

To be human is to be complex; you can’t avoid a little ugliness from within, and from without.

Was the ship what?

Everything that your species finds desirable. Look at me: I am a woman; I am all women.

Shut up, Stella!

What now? You wave your magic wand and destroy my mind, too?

They’ll throw away the key!

Why is the obvious choice all of a sudden the right one?

Grav plate enhanced.

Welcome, my dear Holmes — but not Holmes; and Doctor Watson — but not Watson.

Ain’t love grand?

It is a witticism; a gag; a bon mot; a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending.

Sorry, sir. I seem to be commenting on everything.

You have no other identity.

What have I done?

Would it surprise you to learn that you have violated the Prime Directive a total of nine times since you took command of the Enterprise? I must say, Captain, it surprised the hell out of me.

Baby needs a new pair of shoes.

Is that why you shot him?

Shouldn’t the surface be frozen solid?

We were attacked by a thermonuclear missile, from a planet which should have no such weapon.

I suppose, by the transitive principle, I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker.