Random Star Trek Quotes

That’s because it hasn’t been invented yet.

What a terrible way to die.

Doctor, I must confess: I am uncertain as to why someone falling into freezing water is amusing.

Perhaps the ship’s stabilizers are not operating at peak efficiency.

Don’t tell me that again, Science Officer! It’s a theory. It’s possible. We may go up into the biggest ball of fire since the last sun in these parts exploded — but we’ve got to take that one in ten thousand chance!

Breaking a Vulcan encryption code would be easier than this.

I thought you were brilliant. You’ve changed.

Well, how do you expect me to type? With my nose?

Rest in peace: Terri Garr | Memory Alpha | Fandom

It is quite tart, sir.

That bought us the time we needed to destroy it; she must have been a remarkable woman.

People try to assassinate me over brunch.

You’re talking about the end of everybody on Earth.

Look how distracting I am!

Perhaps another time.

But that raises an even worse question.

I’m not sure if I believe in destiny.

Look, I told you: I got the territory, and I run it; that’s all.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Hamlet, Act One, Scene Four.

I got ordered to lift a rock and like fifty piranha bats flew out!