Random Star Trek Quotes

Captain, I assure you no one has ever treated me otherwise.

Data, you’re missing the point.

Your agonizer, please.

No, sir; I am not under your — nor anyone else’s — command.

Three thousand meters and closing!

With a sixteen-year gap in my head?

You’re a very agile man, Mister Atoz! Just how many of you are there?

What if I were to tell you that there are only four on this entire planet? Not counting Constable Odo, of course.

Every moment is a test.

And we still can’t even say ‘hello’ to these people.

I am experiencing nIb’poH, the feeling I have done this before.

That’s right: you’re doing it right now, you did it before, and you’ll do it again.

You either need a new uniform or a new neck.

I will accept neither of those alternatives, gentlemen.

I have a friend that talks about Earth the same way that you do. Would you like to meet him?

Yes, sir; and will this be a sequel to “Connecticut Yankee”, Mister Twain?

Didn’t she just get turned into a futuristic cavewoman?

Yes, I think so. And unusually bright! It’s amazing, isn’t it?

How’d you know I was bluffing?

All I had to do was to say that I could see five lights when, in fact, there were only four.