Random Star Trek Quotes

How rare, and how beautiful. But so incongruous when spoken by a soldier.

Allow me to … rephrase. Will you join me for dinner?

Even more ironic: the CGI artists didn’t erase the strings on them (at least not in the remastered episode I saw).

What a cold description for such a beautiful gift.

We could manufacture a ton of these on the Enterprise. They mean nothing to us!

One more for Halloween, along the lines of may last post, but from a Simpsons Halloween special:

MARRRGE… MARRRGE…

Homie, is that you?

Yessss MARRRGE…

Oh, Homie, do you have to talk that way? It’s creepy.

(Ponders a moment) Not really.
(And he goes on to say what he was going to say like a living person…)
:slight_smile:

Is that from some Star Trek/Simpsons crossover episode we haven’t seen yet…?

That sounds like Berman and Bragga IRL !

Gagh is always best when served live.

Are you familiar with the Klingon proverb “Revenge is a dish best served cold”?

No, there is none…
BUT THANKS FOR THE IDEA!

How can you get a permit to do a damn illegal thing!?

How do we know he didn’t invent the thing!

I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock!

SULU: Seven minutes and forty five seconds.

BAILEY: He’s doing a countdown!

Bailey, you’re relieved!

MCCOY: … Now that’s no bluff.

KIRK: Any time you can bluff me, Doctor –

Vulcans never bluff.

Have I ever mentioned you play very annoying chess, Mr Spock?

Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker!