Random Star Trek Quotes

I see. When do you plan on going back to work?

Roger, coming in.

The tractor beam will not be successful. I am decompressing the Main Shuttlebay.

Buddy, I’ve been hanging out in bars for twenty years; I ain’t never seen a stunt like that!

If I jumped every time a light flashed around here, I’d end up talking to myself.

Praxis is their key energy production facility.

One photon torpedo would have ended their war.

Joke’s on you, man! I love the brig! I’m going to my favorite place!

Hold on!

Your agonizer, please.

It’s all yours, baby — and there’s more where that came from!

I see where the Federation puts its pennies.

You got this.

I’m trying to thread a needle with a sledgehammer. What am I supposed to do?

Captain, the lower decks will be first to take structural damage.

It’s conceivable that is the very reason that we’ve been assigned to this vessel.

Long-range sensors are still off-line.

I was born blind; I’ve always been this way.

Congratulations. You look like a fucking scratching post.

Well then — if I may be so bold, sir — you’re in for a treat.