Random Star Trek Quotes

Bonk, bonk on the head!

A lie is a very poor way to say hello.

Leonard James Akka’ar

Oochee-woochee, kuchee-koo! Oochee-woochee, kuchee-koo!

KIRK: … Federation mining rights… documents signed by the young high chief’s regent…

SPOCK: The child’s regent?
KIRK: Yes, Eleen. Remarkable young lady.
MCCOY: Representing the high teer, Leonard James Akaar.
SPOCK: The child was named Leonard James Akaar? :eek:
MCCOY: Has a kind of a ring to it, don’t you think, James?
KIRK: Yes. I think it’s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?
SPOCK: :mad:
I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month, sir.

[Spock’s indignant grousing here is a joy to behold. So much for his claim to be ruled only by logic.]

Eliminate them.

No, my Lord Mudd.

This place is even better than I thought!

“Just a damn minute, Admiral-”

My favorite line from the original cast. I scanned the fourteen pages and didn’t see it.

And, as noted earlier, he actually says “gonna”!

Unless I’m really off the mark:

Kirk: Spock, where the hell’s the power you promised?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

BIP:
Mr. Schlock?
No mustard, Captain.
Analysis, Schlock?
It would appear that Mister Snott is about to eat a wiener without mustard.
Logical, Mr. Schlock, flawlessly logical. Bones?
I’m a doctor, not a scriptwriter!
Warning, this is a plot complication! Warning, this is a plot complication! - (“Star Drek”)

“Absolutely I will not interfere!”

Schlock: Plot complication showing up on ship sensors now captain. I’m
switching to visual.
Jerk: What is it Mr. Schlock?
Schlock: Computer data coming in now captain. It is just what we need. A
colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp
speed.

About those colourful metaphors we discussed. I don’t think you should try to use them any more.

Oh, you are good! ::big, thumbs-up smilie::

BIP:
Let’s get the hell out of here.

Time is the fire in which we burn.

You shall all suffocate in the icy cold of space!

Doctor, you are a sensualist.

Marvelous! Simply marvelous!

He is smart.