Random Star Trek Quotes

I want to staystaytaytaytayayayayyyyyyyyyy…

According to Starfleet medical research… Borg implants can cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you’d like an analgesic cream?

I’m a doctor, not a doorstop!

Live long and prosper.

I am afraid I shall do neither. I have just killed my captain.

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.

Do you…* smell *something?

More like: Charlie’s our new darling, …

[Again from the Star Trek Transcipts * site:]

“UHURA: (singing) Now from a planet out in space, there comes a lad, not commonplace. A-seeking out his first embrace. He’s saving it for you. Oh, …” [snippet copied]


Star Trek Transcripts - Episode listing [Original Series episode list]

Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony.

Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.

Sorry, neither…

I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock.

SPOCK: Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.
UHURA: I’m not surprised, Mister Spock.

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon… THAT’S hard.

I know this ship like the back of my hand.

::BONK!::

Cold it was!

Like the stinking draught of a slaughterhouse…

“I believed in you. I thought you had potential. But apparently I was wrong. May whatever god you believe in…have mercy on your soul. This court stands adjourned.”

SULU: Entering Romulan Neutral Zone, sir. All sensors on maximum.

STOCKER: Thank you, Mister Sulu. Lieutenant Uhura, let me know if we contact any Romulan.

(The ship is shaken by an impact.)

UHURA: I think we just made contact, sir.

I’m impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.

All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you.