Random Star Trek Quotes

A question! Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question.

They’re called the Borg. Protect yourself, Captain, or they’ll destroy you.

Prophet: Baseball. What is this?

Sisko: I was afraid you’d ask that…

A very interesting game, this poker.

Wesley: I don’t think so. I fold.

Geordi: With three jacks? What, are you kidding?! Wesley, you may get straight A’s in school, but there’s a lot you need to learn about poker.

Oh, look what you got, two jacks. You got a half fizzbin already.

Locutus: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service… us.

Big, dramatic music…

Riker: Mr. Worf… fire.

TO BE CONTINUED

My dad: Nooooooo!

Me (even 20 years later): Brrrr!

Relieve Commodore Decker of command, Spock. That’s a direct order.

Then take your best shot, Locutus, because we are about to intervene.

Sleep.

I’m with Starfleet. We don’t lie.

I am B 4

The troublesome little manchild… Are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?

Mister Kim, we’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

(Side note: Just got this very cool miniature ST:TOS USS Enterprise. Diecast metal, well-detailed and painted, and fits in the palm of your hand: http://www.historicaviation.com/USS-Enterprise-NCC-1701-Die-Cast-Model/productinfo/0097657/. A good holiday gift for any Trekker!).

Listen to me! You can’t have a runabout, you cannot get your medical supplies, and I don’t give a DAMN about the colonization schedule! Those colonists can make do with a box of bandages, for all I care!

If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn’t that some kind of Indian custom?

Because I don’t want to end up like my father!

Now we’ve got them right where they want us.

Fortune favors the bold.

Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!