Random Star Trek Quotes

Possibly already said here, but I don’t have time to word search through all the pages…

“I am not Herbert!”

Nice hat.

The knowledge and experience of the human, Picard, is part of us now. It has prepared us for all possible courses of action. Your resistance is hopeless… Number One.

Sounds like fun.

Lemme get this straight. You want me to take off… your head?

So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny?

One damn minute, Admiral

The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the monkey suit has to go.

“The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform! I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: Either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.”
“Captain…”
“Dismissed!”

Picard and Cadet Wesley Crusher

KIRK: Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that! Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.

NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical!
Please explain. You are human. Only humans can explain their behaviour. Please explain.

KIRK: I am not programmed to respond in that area.

An emotional response?

A logical one.

“A lie?”

“A choice.”

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.

“You lied!”

“I exaggerated.”

Vulcans never bluff.

We will tell them the truth. All of the truth.

Kill… Kill you all…

Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony.

KIRK: It never makes any sense… We both have to know that there was a reason.

BELE: I once heard that on some of your planets people believe they are descended from… apesss. :dubious:

SPOCK: The actual theory is that all life-forms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages. :cool: