Random Star Trek Quotes

Go over my head again, and I’ll have yours on a platter.

Accept from us this symbol of total logic.

Chekov: I didn’t think Mr. Scott would go for the brainy type.
Sulu: I don’t think he’s even noticed she has a brain.

KIRK: I know a cafe where the women are so…
MCCOY: I know the place, Jim!
SCOTT: Let’s go see!
KIRK: You, gentlemen? In your condition? Don’t be ridiculous.

That green-blooded son of a bitch! It’s his revenge for all those arguments he lost.

NO! I was a fool! I should have finished my interrogation and TURNED THEM OVER TO THE TROOPS FOR EXECUTION! But because I was CHILLY and my stomach was GROWLING, I FAILED in my duty and sacrificed EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!

You mean to tell me your people just walk into a disintegration machine when they’re told to?

It was created by a little old lady in Leningrad.

Paul Rice: Tell me about your ship - the Enterprise, isn’t it?
William T. Riker: No… The name of my ship is the Lollipop.
Paul Rice: I have no knowledge of that ship.
William T. Riker: It’s just been commissioned. It’s a good ship.

Yea, brother. Steppin’ into Eden.

There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data.

Faulty! Faulty! Must sterilise. Sterilise!

I’m really quite dull. I fall asleep each night with an old book in my hands.

Be specific, Captain. Which Enterprise? There’ve been five.

Leonard James Akka-ar

Therefore, we hereby proclaim that I am Lord Garth, Master of the Universe.

I meant it should be hauled away AS garbage!

Well, so help me, I’m actually pleased to see you.

There is no way I can apologize to you, Mr. Neelix. That is why I have not tried.

Well, as long as I don’t start… uh… assimilating the crew or sprouting Borg implants, I… I’m sure I can live with it.