“You enjoyed that.”
“You’re damned right!”
Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony.
(Actually not: Are ships’ captains allowed to marry people at sea? - The Straight Dope)
It never makes any sense. We both have to know that there was a reason.
Data: Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it.
It’s truth, my lord. I heard the spirit talk to him. He answered and did call it Bones.
“You’re upset.”
“Your finely-honed Betazoid sense tell you that?”
“Well, that, and the table.”
Sometimes being a hologram has its advantages.
This isn’t part of my programming. I’m a doctor, not a doorstop!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, you’re the Mark I EMH, the inferior program!
Inferior?
Beady eyes, terrible bedside manner; I recognize you.
By golly, Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day.
My beautiful existence cut short. No time to explore the universe, no time to smell the roses… no time for… sex.
I’m beautiful! And I’m intelligent too. I write poetry, and I paint marvellous pictures. And I am a wonderful dancer.
Ah, I see you’ve kept my pheromones. I didn’t realize you were the scent-imental type.
Ah, Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care.
My mother always said, ‘If you try to combine talking and eating, you’ll end up doing neither very well.’
Picard: “If I had gone with him…”
Troi: “Captain, you can’t start thinking like that. You didn’t abandon him…you chose not to abandon a lifelong career. It was the right decision and in no way responsible for his death.”
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
Troi: “So Diane… I understand you’re an empath. I’m a very… sensitive man myself. I’m doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals. Would you care to join me in some empirical research?”
[snip]
Data: “Did you help him with his research, Counselor?”
Troi: “Absolutely not.”
Data: “But I thought that was a topic you were interested in.”
We are Hugh.