Can you alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock?
Or a more wretched one, either! 
“Hm! The damage doesn’t look so bad from out here.”
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Hokey religion and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster, kid.
Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden fortr…eck…ghh…
I find your lack of faith … disturbing.
“Travelling through hyperspace ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy!”
As you wish.
If you only knew … the POWER … of the Dark Side.
Wasn’t this the sixth post in this thread?
Since it’s random, there is going be a chance of dupes.
I find your remembrance of the sixth post in the thread … disturbing.
Aren’t you afraid the Empire will find out about your little sixth post? Shut you down?
There are always two Sixth posts. A master and an apprentice.
“The force has power over weak minds?” — Luke Skywalker, in the Mad Magazine version.
Gah…I thought these things…smelled bad…on the outside!
So be it… Jedi.
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
The tighter you clutch your fists, the more planets will slip from your grasp like marbles coated in eel slime, only not so fishy, Lord Vader!
You weak minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.