Funniest Line in a Star Wars Movie? (SPOILERS for new movie)

“Laugh it up, fuzzball.”

“I’m nice men.”

“That’s not how the Force works!”

“I have decided that we shall stay here.”

“I want to go home and rethink my life.”

Something else? What say you?

“Shutting up, sir.”

“I don’t like sand–” Okay, maybe not that one.

“Who’s scruffy looking?”

“You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.”

[In reply to Artoo, while Threepio is a heap of parts being dragged around on Chewie’s back]: “Of course I’ve looked better!”

“Droid, please!”

some of us haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet, so can you either refrain from posting lines from it or spoiler that shit?

“Let the Wookie win.”

I added a spoiler warning to the title.

“I love you!” “I know!”

Stop holding my hand!

“Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right, now; we’re fine, we’re all fine, here, now, thank you. <beat> How are you?” [/wince]

C3P0 completely irritated with Chewbacca - “Noisy Brute”

and seconds later “Artoo Detoo you know better than to trust a strange computer”

“Apology accepted Captain Needa”

“Happy Life Day”

Artoo, do you really think I don’t have a heart?

“Yes, and that thing can understand you too. So be polite.” Or words to that effect.

^ This is my favourite line ever, in all movies ever made.

The Force Awakens spoilers:

[spoiler]“Is there a garbage chute? … a trash compactor?”

“And you’ll drop your weapon.”
“…aaand I’ll drop my weapon.” [/spoiler]

“Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”

An oldie but a goodie:

top ten sexually tilted lines from each of the original Star Wars movies

Boxing the minor spoiler

Leia: When is the last time you said you would help and you actually helped? Don’t say “Death Star”


“Something wrong with your droid?”

“No, no problem. Why?”

Finn: “We’ll figure it out…we’ll use the Force.”

Han: “That’s not how the Force works!”

I also love the way Han says, “You should have seen her earlier…she revealed her true feelings for me.” His smug look makes it so funny.

“Aren’t you a little short for a a stormtrooper?”

“Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?”

“When you broke in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?”

“What an interesting smell you’ve discovered!”

“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!”

From Robot Chicken Star Wars:

Chewie: Arghh! Arghh!

Han: That I did not know!