Title’s self explanatory- it’s a trash thread. What’s the rudest thing movie line you can say to somebody after having sex with them?
I’ll start:
“That’ll do pig.” (BABE)
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate!” (COOL HAND LUKE)
“Show me the money!” (JERRY MAGUIRE)
Why you slimy, twinkle toed, cocksucker (Full Metal Jacket)
SSG § Schwartz
Norman Bates: [on the phone] No, Mother. I won’t do that. You can’t make me kill her.
[singing] As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead. (Wizard Of Oz)
“Top of the world MA!”
“My God! Its full of STARS!”
“To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
Or, alternatively:
“KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!”
“Well it’s better than goin’ around buggering people” (A Fish Called Wanda)
Well, assuming you had a three way with Rick and Kathy Hilton’s daughter, and afterward you turned to the other guy and said, “We’ll always have Paris.”
“Yippee ki-yay, Motherfucker!”
(Die Hard) (The title of which brings to mind a whole nother bunch of mid pictures)
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
“Okay…so; she’s a dog.” - Ghostbusters
[After wiping semen across a woman’s forehead.] “Simba…”
“I’m the king of the world!!!”
-Titanic
“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that’s gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing!”
-Any Given Sunday
I swear to god I used this last night. That is astounding.
“Uba-dee-uba-dee-uba-dee…that’s all folks!”
I know. Frankly I’m still pissed about it.
We talked about this.
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
“I smell varmit poontang”
I wish I had seen this thread earlier. That was my first thought.
“What hump?” (Young Frankenstein)