What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex?

“Your apple pie don’t taste too nice.”

“A man’s got to know his own limitations.” or “Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

“…the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.”

“Jesus wept.”

“Sigh…I’ve had better” (Liar Liar)

“Is it safe?”

Er… :o

But it was supposed to be funny, and luckily she laughed, so it was all good. :smiley:

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

No. I am your father

actually most lines from starwars work

“I am Iron Man”

“Look what I got free at the checkout. It’s a “Chef’s Pal”. It’s a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one. Never needs sharpening, dishwasher safe!” (The Truman Show)

“The horror…The Horror.”

‘It’s as if a million voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.’

‘Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!’

‘That’s no moon!’

‘I am your father.’

Star Wars is clearly good for this.

“I thought you were dead.”

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” --Home Alone

“This is all wrong. I don’t know what it is, but when I’m kissing you, it’s like I’m kissing my brother.”

“Rosebud…” [dies]

“Nobody’s perfect”

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.”
“Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
“I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”

“Good night. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“Take your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!” (Excellent for foreplay though)