Funniest Line in a Star Wars Movie? (SPOILERS for new movie)

Obi-Wan: “Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.”

They couldn’t hit a stationary target at 5 paces!

I never realized until the TFA line about Han “talking his way out of” something, that he’s always been horrible at talking his way out of anything. The above line, Greedo, Jabba.

I dont know. Fly casual.

As a person who hates spoilers I should have known better. Sorry.

My three favorites, which have already been given, but I’ll state anyway for the official record:

Lando: Having trouble with your droid?
Han: No, no problem. Why?

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

Han: That’s not how the force works.

Apparently, I’m a fan of Han.

“shut him up or shut him down”

“‘Not entirely stable’…I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things.”

Episode VII spoilers;

[SPOILER] “This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs!” “Where’d you hear that rot? It was 12! (sigh) 14.”

“You changed your hair.” “You haven’t changed your jacket.” “No. New jacket.” [/SPOILER]

That’s mine. So extraordinarily unexpected.

biggest laugh in the theater was when

BB-8 returns Finn’s “thumbs up” with a flame from its small torch.

Leia: “You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.”