Random Things That Piss Me Off

In My Humble Opinion
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That had to be one of the best Dirty Harry scenes.

Hmmmm, things that piss me off:[ul][]Companies that post a job, then don’t actually start interviewing until 3 or 4 months later.[]Hot weather.[]Holidays. Hey, I’m single. It’s a chore trying to find a date to spend national holidays with.[]An itch deep inside my hand or foot.[]Allergies. If God did create us, he could’ve done a better job.[]Cops that see bad drivers and don’t pull them over.People who yell into their cell phones when they don’t have to.[/ul]

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It makes me feel better when you buy underwear. :smiley:

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I kinda like bumper-stickers. 'Course, our car is a piece of trash, so we don’t mind having crap all over it. On the other hand:

* I too hate teenagers who dress and act like college kids. How do their parents even afford to beuy them those clothes?

* Anything that limits people's choices about anything. This is absolutely the most liberal thing I ever say, but I can't think of anything more liberal to say. Stop those damn anti-smoking ads! If people want to smoke, let them! Euthansia: More power to ya! So long as you don't land in my car or break my stuff, I don't care what you do! (Hmmmm, I'm ranting aren't I?)

* Those aweful halogen headlights.

* Howard Stern

* Even though I'm typing this on a computer, I can't stand people who would wither away and die without the conveniences of modern technology. My wife and I were working on some art one night and the power went out. We lit a bunch of candles and kept on going. When the power came back on, we turned the lights off because there was more character to the way we were doing it.

* Boy bands.

… I’m sure there’s a lot more, but it’s going on lunch time.

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  • Strangers that want to walk up and stick their finger in my baby’s face and say “googoo.” If they haven’t just been preped and scrubed at Memorial General, then keep those pathogen-carrying digits at a respectful distance. I know she’s adorable but that doesn’t give them the right to violate her space anymore than I have to pitch her used diapers in their ceiling fan.
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Flesh-eating microbes. Hate 'em.

Giant alien crabs really get my goat too.

And dinaosaurs. Loathe those suckers. Glad they’re extinct.

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Zero Tolerance.

Jackass drivers.

Jackass parkers.

Jackasses reading over my shoulder.

Jackasses talking during a movie.

Jackasses trying to enforce their morality on me.

Jackasses breathing my air.

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invisibleOLDlady

I hate it when a woman will go on and on about how unattractive they are even though men hit on them frequently.

I hate it when a woman has a man who hits her frequently and dosen’t leave him.

I hate it when the alarm goes off.

I hate it when my cat decides that it is time for me to get up even though it is on 3:30.

I hate it when it is hot and muggy because I don’t feel like having sex.

I hate it when I don’t feel like having sex because I really do want sex.

I hate it when I start thinking about the Assholes of the Past. (band name) The people who were giant assholes to me in the past and are not part of my present or future but they still get me shaking mad now because I think about them.

I hate it when I’m out of Dr. Pepper.

I hate it when I go to the movies and they play so many commercials and previews that I forget what I came to see.

I hate it when people shoot at me. That really pisses me off.

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I hate it when people wear clothes that are ridiculously oversized.

I hate it when people say ‘axe’ when they mean ‘ask’.

I hate it when pasty white teens try to look tough and hip-hoppy.

I hate it when a ball player demands x dollars, then another teams gives him x+ dollars.

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Magnetic monopoles.

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Why do we have to have “0.9” cents added to gasoline prices??? Maybe 50 years ago it was worthwhile, but come on; give me a break! It’s obviously some leftover government regulation from way back. I say it’s time to get rid of it!! Some people want to get rid of pennies - I say lets get rid of the 1/10 of the pennies!!!

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Scabies. I don’t have it, apparently since I’ve not been on a ship for months unending as of late. Nevertheless, I heard it mentioned on the radio this morning and I’m pissed it’s out there. Go away!

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  • sitting next to an incessant cougher on the bus… you fell kinda bad, but deep inside you want to smack them
  • When someone says you look nice but you know darn well they don’t mean it, but you have to say “thanks” anyway
  • When people don’t use their turn signals!
  • When people try to express every damn character trait they have by cluttering their car with bumper stickers.
  • Victoria’s Secret salespeople. Period.
  • People who argue a cause, but can’t back it up
  • Pretentious people - Yuck!!

whew I feel better…

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He Roe. That idiot.

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Apartment complexes that don’t care about you as a resident, just your money.

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Bumper stickers with foul language. I don’t mind foul language, I just don’t want to spred it everywhere I go. Save it for an asshole

The government, the government, the government and the government. Stay away from me I don’t like you and I never did.

People who think that everytime someone stubs their toe, someone should make an anti-toe stubbing law.

People who swear on oath to support the Constitution, and don’t. (99%) of government.

People who have not read the Constitution.

People who have not read the Declaration of Independence.

People who argue about the law and have not read the afore mentioned items.

Feminists who think I should pay for everything.

People who make ridiculous amounts of money for doing something anyone could do.

Rich people who tell you how much they pay in taxes. I feel so sorry for them.

The war on drugs

People who think that the government is trying to stop the influx of drugs.

Religious people who put Bible quotes in all their conversations. So you think they are the chosen ones.

People who have never played golf, and think it is stupid. Or people who think it is easy, or not a real sport, or that pro golfers are not athletes.

But most of all, those who will not confront the government, and allow them to continue with their destruction of our nation.

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I hate when I will start a story with, “One time…” and the listener will interrupt with, “…at band camp…” Hahaha! That was so funny the first 500 times I heard it - you are so clever! I’m usually so mad by then that I don’t finish my story. If you’re going to interrupt me, please say something witty; don’t give me tripe from a horrible teeny-bopper movie. Especially not the same tripe that I’ve heard about a million other times.

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  1. Stupid bitches who constantly put themselves down even when they get compliments from guys about their looks.
  2. Stupid bitches who complain about getting cat-called by shallow guys and in the next breath bitch about how ugly they are.
  3. Stupid bitches who think they are slightly overweight and ugly, as if they went hand in hand.
  4. Stupid bitches in general.

ShibbOleth, I love you.
Will you marry me?

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Except for synagogues, which (if you are a man) you are supposed to enter with a hat on.

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People who think that because they have seen “Black Beauty” they know everything about horses. Here’s a hint.* I have 5 of them. I know I’d be out on a limb when I say I know their behavior better than you do, but I’ll say it nonetheless.*
No, when they lay their ears back it does not always mean they are about to kick me. Sometimes it means they are content, if their eyes are relaxed. Sometimes they are listening behind them, they have that ability too. Other times, when accompanied by a panicked expression, it may mean that they are scared.

When you are riding my horse and I tell you he is neck reined, and then explain what neck reining is, and then show you how to do it, please do. You will ruin him if you let him do what he wants. Don’t be afraid to use a bit, it’s there for a purpose.

Click to make him go, do not kick him in the flanks or he will take you for the ride of your life (and quite hopefully, your death).

If you do not know what you’re talking about, then please, shut up. I know more about these animals than you ever will. They like me. I can put my arms around their necks and rough-house with them because I know they will not hurt me. If you try to do the same, they will lift their very powerful necks and throw you over the barn. And then I would laugh at you.

Trying to grab at his nose while I am brushing him will only make him rear, as you are about to see in a moment. He dislikes having his ears messed with. There, that was him rearing to try to get away from you. This will cost me a broken halter, not very expensive at $15 a pop, but do it enough times and I will start making you pay for them. Horses do not like annoying people, neither do I. Do not do that again, the more scared my horse becomes the more dangerous the situation is for both of us.

There. Much better.

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The information in W-CSSH is valid regardless of what section it’s in. Some bookstores put it in “Outdoors”, or in both. Just because your bookstore doesn’t take it seriously…