People that signal AFTER they’ve already slowed down to turn. To quote a good friend, “You’re supposed to signal BEFORE you slow down so it’s not some big f***ing surprise!”
Liars that dare to be angry at me for knowing what they are.
Weight loss commercials that show people who’ve never had a problem with their weight.
Weight loss products that say in fine print “When used with a comprehensive diet and exercise plan.” It’s the diet changes and exercise causing the weight loss, so what do I need this pill for?!!
Dope threads I start that don’t get any responses. pout
Hitting the back button on my internet browser only to be looped back to the page I’m currently on! ARGH!! :mad:
Getting booted before I can send the crucial email I’ve been composing for over and hour.
Proofreading a paper a thousand times and failing to catch a whopper of a typo!
I’d better stop there, or I’ll be here forever! LOL
My dad told me a hilarious story about my grandmother doing this very thing. Only she’d slam on her breaks at EVERY INTERSECTION even if the light was green. Her reasoning was that a cop might see you run a yellow light and she wanted to make sure she was stopped in case it turned yellow! Drove my parents nuts!
Psssst! Grandma! It’s the RED light you’re not supposed to run! LOL
I’m so glad someone finally pointed this out. I prefer country music because it’s what I was raised on. But I also like to listen to 50’s rock & roll, hard rock, disco and classical music from time to time.
One thing that totally pisses me off is that country is the only genre that people are allowed to muck up so that it will be “cool” and make new fans out of people who hate traditional country. Here’s a clue: If you’ve changed it, then it ISN’T COUNTRY, no matter who’s singing it! When Amy Grant released “Baby, Baby” no one considered it to a gospel song just because she was a famous gospel singer. The same applies for country music. If Garth Brooks wants to sing blues or heavy metal I don’t have a problem with it; but don’t tell me it’s country music and don’t play it on a country station.
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Especially since a lot of hard rock musicians have named Johnny Cash as one of their greatest inspirations!
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*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre *
**[li]“I-am-a-5-year-old-trapped-in-a-teenager’s-body” **[/li][/QUOTE]
How about the “I-am-a-teenager-trapped-in-a-ten-year-old’s-body”? Seriously, you should see some of the little pre-teen girls walking around the mall at night in Miami with their shirts barely below their not-yet-existant breasts and their low-waist jeans. What are they thinking??
To add some more things that piss me off…
[li]The fact that my mother, as wonderful as she is, practically begs my sister to go with me to places where -god forbid- I will be meeting one of my guy friends.[/li]
[li]No one in my family will accept that I have friends who are male, but will only stay friends and nothing more.[/li]
[li]Why the hell can’t ANYONE close cabinets in my house?[/li]
[li]Why is it that this guy insists on leading on my BEST FRIEND to the point where she is practically in love with him and believes that he thinks that way about her? Of course, when I talk to him about it the response is “Well, I love her more than anything but just as a friend” You are going to break her poor heart you merciless bastard! For g-d’s sake, just tell her you don’t think of her that way because she EXPECTS something from you when she comes to visit you from boarding school![/li]
[li]To one of my dearest friends: You weigh what, 100 lbs at the most? You have what is damn near a perfect body. If you complain to me about how you are so fat one more time, g-d help me, I will rip off your head.[/li]
To that dear friend’s mother: If you tell your beautiful daughter that she needs to lose weight one more time, I will fry you in a tub of oil.
I agree with the weight thing, I LIKE
large heavy girls, I hate how the stupid
idiotic dumb old poopy media has
made this whole ‘skinny is inny’ rubbish!
SHOW SOME FAT stupid media!!!
The Fat Is Where Its AT!
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*Originally posted by Lady Juliet *
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*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre *
**[li]“I-am-a-5-year-old-trapped-in-a-teenager’s-body” **[/li][/QUOTE]
How about the “I-am-a-teenager-trapped-in-a-ten-year-old’s-body”? Seriously, you should see some of the little pre-teen girls walking around the mall at night in Miami with their shirts barely below their not-yet-existant breasts and their low-waist jeans. What are they thinking??
To add some more things that piss me off…
[li]The fact that my mother, as wonderful as she is, practically begs my sister to go with me to places where -god forbid- I will be meeting one of my guy friends.[/li]
[li]No one in my family will accept that I have friends who are male, but will only stay friends and nothing more.[/li]
[li]Why the hell can’t ANYONE close cabinets in my house?[/li]
[li]Why is it that this guy insists on leading on my BEST FRIEND to the point where she is practically in love with him and believes that he thinks that way about her? Of course, when I talk to him about it the response is “Well, I love her more than anything but just as a friend” You are going to break her poor heart you merciless bastard! For g-d’s sake, just tell her you don’t think of her that way because she EXPECTS something from you when she comes to visit you from boarding school![/li]
[li]To one of my dearest friends: You weigh what, 100 lbs at the most? You have what is damn near a perfect body. If you complain to me about how you are so fat one more time, g-d help me, I will rip off your head.[/li]
[li]To that dear friend’s mother: If you tell your beautiful daughter that she needs to lose weight one more time, I will fry you in a tub of oil. **[/li][/QUOTE]
NFL officials who canNOT call a false start without saying, “Prior to the snap.” BOY, do I hate that. If it were after the snap, IT WOULDN’T BE A FALSE START!!! So STOP IT!!!
I have driven whilst listening to alternative music, realxed to a bunch of Motzart & Mendhelson, grooved to ELO & ELP, was rasied by punk and new wave music, shake my head to techno music on the radio, loved some of the creepiest folk music you’ll ever hear, even enjoyed Celtic from time to time. I don’t like rap, I don’t like country. I’d say I hate everything in top 40 since and be pretty close to accurate, but I’ve had some guilty pleasures I really should feel guilty about.
