Random Thoughts - Impossible to Hijack This Thread!

Random thoughts.

Okay…

JFK got to bring Marilyn Monroe to the White House as stress-reducing recreation. Does that mean, if Hilary Clinton gets elected president, she can send for George Clooney?

A measurement of being “Not Quite Famous” – You’re the fourth guest on Leno, after Robin Williams, Renee Zellweger, and Peter Ustinov.

La primera regla es: No se habla del Club de la Pelea.

More as they come to me.

More came to me.

Do shoe manufacturers have to manufacture a small percentage of their women’s shoes in larger sizes for the cross-dressing market?

It only occurred to me a few weeks ago that Twiggy was so named because she was really thin, i.e. twig-gy.

Professional sports teams always pray before games. Does God average together the respective goodness of the individual members, and then decide who wins the game based on that overall score?

Enough for now. Have a tasty beverage, and discuss.

mmmm…

dig me!
mmmm…

I hurt. Aleve makes the hurt seem less so, but it’s still there, in the background.

The “automatically parse urls” didn’t work the first time. Try this: http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/jkbaker/annoying.html

:eek: I am so out of it. Why am I awake right now? At least there’s always coke to keep me awake. o_o

::Takes a sip::

O_O much better. Now, where was I? Splunge. 20th century vole sketch. Big shot producer intimidates 6 writers and one of them blurts out splunge and explains it as a word meaning excellent, but could be not so great, etc.

I slept wrong last night and my neck is killing me. Aleve did nothing. Ben Gay didn’t help either.

I don’t want to work tonight.

I am watching SNL on Comedy Central. Toonces the Driving Cat just cracks me up!

I went to the grocery store and spent 74 bucks.

I really don’t want to go to work tonight.