The City of Atlantis isn’t actually lost. It’s just been mislaid. They’ll probably find it next time they dust the continental shelf, fallen behind the collectible tectonic plates.
Vandals- Of all the barbarian hordes that swept through Europe during the Dark Ages, how come the Vandals ended up lending their name to doers of miscellaneous property damage? Why not the Huns or the Ostrogoths?
How do you sail a garage?
Because the police officers had trouble spelling “Ostrogothism” when they were writing their incident reports?
I thought it was because the Vandals used to literally “paint the town red” when they passed through on the way to a pillaging…
[sub]Weren’t the Ostrogoths the tribe that refused to wear any color other than black?[/sub]
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[sup]And calling them “Huns” sounds like a gang of sissies.[/sup][/ul]
In 1977, Elvis died.
In 1987, Chrysler takes over AMC.
Coincidence? I think not.
Did the Vandals wreck the Ottoman Empire?
A whole empire based on the idea of putting your feet up… [/Seinfeld]
Can I give a random thought today?
Wool sweaters are really much too warm to wear inside.
That’s why sheep don’t make good indoor pets.