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Ahhh, the children’s toy packaging nightmare. Was going to post that too. Nothing is quite as fun as struggling with umpteen twisty plastic-coated wires while small children are freaking out with “new toy!” excitement. If you distract them with another present, soon every adult in sight is struggling with evil packaging – and the kid is about having an epileptic fit.
And, of course, if you ever do get the damn thing out of the packaging, it always turns out that batteries really weren’t included, and now not only do you have to search for the well-hidden battery compartment, but you also have to find some itty-bitty phillips head screwdriver to open it with. Probably in some convoluted process requiring at least three hands to do. Which – again – is not helped by the freaking-out kid who just wants to see the train drive around its track.
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As a new auntie, years ago, I suffered the indignity of fighting that devil packaging while the children, hopped up on holiday sweets, demanded their new toys unencumbered. By the time whatever toy I was struggling with was freed from plastic, cardboard, tape, umpteen twisty ties and teeny rubber bands corraling fake hair, they were long gone, focused on unwrapped presents still left. So I’d set that one aside and yet another imprisoned toy would be thrust in my lap. Ho. Ho. Ho. sob
That was one Christmas. The next one, I got wise. No way was I gonna spend all morning cursing Mattel while everyone else enjoyed watching everyone but me open gifts. No, I decided to endure that particular hell days before with a nice bottle of wine. All gifts for children were opened, freed of excess packaging, batteries installed, shoved back into their original packaging (if possible; if not, other boxes or bags were utilized), and then wrapped, bowed, and tagged per usual custom. Come Christmas morning, kids ripped open their gifts to find that they could immediately tear the braids out of Barbie’s hair and redress her. There was almost no delay between a child’s “AWWESSOOMME!” and the moment the remote control car slammed into dad’s shin. These were much happier times.
I only wish my in-laws had picked up on my ingenuity. I still ended up fighting excess packaging (though not for my gifts). New rule: you buy it, you pry it (open).
What really gets me these days is copy paper. Used to be, a ream of paper was bundled in heavy stock paper. Tear open, fill copier, done. For some reason, heavy stock paper just wasn’t good enough (why?!) and now Georgia Pacific sends us reams bundled in shrink-wrapped plastic with industrial strength glued ends. There is no tearing the ends open without an implement of destruction (I need to put some scissors in the copy room). The plastic will not tear easily, so getting to the paper is an exceptionally unnecessary struggle.
Would it have been so difficult to add a strip to pull on (a la cigarette packaging) to rip open without scissors? If it is too costly to do that, I beg GP and all other paper manufacturers to PLEASE go back to paper paper wrapping. There was nothing wrong with it to begin with.