Why are you arguing with me? Hmm? Think you know more about this program than I do?
No, I don’t want your goddamn 1120S, and I don’t want your fucking 2000 tax returns. I need copies of pages one and two of your 2001 1040. I’ve told you this FIVE GODDAMN TIMES and you’re still arguing with me! And now you’ve called back to argue with me some more!!
Do not argue with me; you will LOSE. Do NOT call me again. Just fax the goddamn tax returns over and I will give you FREE MONEY. FREE!! If you do not stop arguing with me I am going to file your fucking application in the goddamn shredder!!
uhh… she could work for a company that does tax returns, you know.
what she does during working hours is none of your fucking business, unless you happen to work for the company as her OR are one of her customers. And no, I don’t care if she’s a government employee - go complain to your public rep if you don’t like the way your money’s being spent.
Good grief!!! Grouchy much? I just ASKED, and FTR it was just a silly question, merely smart alecky and tongue in cheek, not one intended to convey that I was really looking into what she (he) was doing at work, or cared, or wanted her to get into trouble or whatever.
HAH! I’m even worse than an IRS agent. Not only do I work for a non-profit funded by your tax dollars, I give away your tax dollars! Yup, I’m evil, all right.
Anyhow. It’s an income based program. That means I need to know the applicant’s income. ALL of it. Self-employed and farmer types send in a 1040, everyone else sends in pay stubs or agency printouts (Social Security and MFIP and the like.).
Not a day goes by that several people don’t send me everything I need to give them FREE MONEY (hell, some days I have have more incomplete apps than finished ones), and several times a week these potential clients argue about what I need to complete their app.
“Oh, you need my child support, too?”
“You need my husband’s pay stubs, too?”
“I only worked there for three days, are you sure I need to send in that stub?”
So I’m nice and polite and smile and say “Yes, I need that too.”
The guy today took the cake, though. Faxed me every freakin’ Schedule C for S Corporations and Special K Parternerships and Worksheet India Delta 10 Tangos in his stupid tax return BUT WOULD NOT SEND PAGES ONE AND TWO OF HIS 1040!!
Yes, I was grumpy sorry. Smilies would have helped! I did take your post as a “WTF ARE YOU DOING WASTING OUR TAX DOLLARS HERE BEFORE YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY HOME HMMM?” but I may have been projecting my mood, so to speak.
sorry. Smilies would have helped! I did take your post as a “WTF ARE YOU DOING WASTING OUR TAX DOLLARS HERE BEFORE YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY HOME HMMM?” but I may have been projecting my mood, so to speak.