Pubic hair is the bane of my existance. I hate it. I want it gone.
But, I have very sensitive skin. I have been trying to get rid of the hair since I was 12. I am 27 now. It’s not working. I can’t afford electrolysis and to be honest, it kinda scares me.
So, right now I am suffering from a combination of ingrown hairs, razor burn and mild chemical burn. I can’t do anything about any of it right now because I just got pierced and I don’t think it’s a good idea to use any type of removers or other chemicals while I’m healing.
Now the hair will grow back, the razor and chemical burns will go away, and I can take care of the ingrown hairs. And I will be right back where I started - perfect for starting with a clean slate (or crotch).
What do you suggest? Here are my attempts so far…
I have used razors and shaving cream, razors and soap, Nair type products, and electric shavers.
Razors: I have tried every brand. I have used “man” razors and “woman” razors. I do not use a dull blade. Actually, I will only use a blade once on that area, then the razor gets banished to the legs and pits. I ALWAYS get razor burn and ingrown hairs.
Shaving cream: Again, I’ve tried every brand. I’ve used regular stuff and the stuff specifically for sensitive skin. I’ve used stuff designed for the bikini area. I still get razor burn and ingrown hairs.
Soap: Bad idea - did it once, never again. :eek:
Nair: Can we say chemical burn? I used the bikini formula and I only kept it on for 2 minutes. I ended up with a severe case of chemical burn. And I still got ingrown hairs - in the few spots with successful removal after such a short amount of time.
Electric shaver: Ingrown hairs, itchy bumps which feel like razor burn but don’t look like razor burn, just cuts off the surface so I always have stubble - even immediately after doing it.
Other products I’ve tried: I just found this stuff which is supposed to neutralize the chemicals in all hair removal products. According to the package, hair removers, including shaving cream, will continue to work even after you wash them off. This stuff is supposed to turn pink when the chemicals are present and turn white when they’re all gone. It’s supposed to reduce irritation. I’ve used it 3 times. I still have razor burn. I also use the Bikini Zone stuff which is supposed to stop the itchy bumps before they start. Yeah right, and holy shit does that stuff burn.
Waxing - I can’t get the stuff to work when I try the home waxers. I’ve never successfully removed a single hair. I can’t even get it to work on my legs. I’m terrified of having someone else do it. I’ve had friends tell me horror stories of missing patches of skin, bad cases of ingrown hairs, fast regrowth, and itching. I also can’t seem to find anyone willing to do more than just the bikini line. I can’t be the only person who wants complete removal.
As far as getting it done professionally, I can’t even find someone to remove it all in Massachusetts. I live near Springfield and I’ve also checked near Worcester. Next week, I’m moving to North Bumfuck New York. The closest major city is across the lake in Vermont or over the border in Canada. I don’t think I’ll have much luck there either. I’m amazed I found someone to do the piercing.
In case it matters, my pubes are very straight. It’s kinda thick right above the naughty bits and thins out towards the legs. I am a redhead and I am very typical with the very sensitive skin (obviously).
I know there must be a way to get it all removed without pain and suffering. I’m apparently incapable of doing anything girly. I can’t wear makeup. I can’t put on pantyhose. I look stupid in a skirt. I can’t remove my pubes. I can walk in stillettos though.
What do I do? Anyone else suffer for years before finding the miracle solution? Please help! Also, if anyone knows of a removal professional in either Central or Western Massachusetts, anywhere in Vermont, the northern part of New York, or Montreal - please e-mail me with their info. I am not afraid to travel if it means I don’t have an itchy, painful crotch.