Mick Fleetwood as the Emperor? He’s pretty creepy-looking…
Politicians as Star Wars Chararacters…How come no one thought of Alan Keyes as Lando? Maybe Keyes is a little too slimy.
Darth Vader: Kirk: Luke…Iamyour…father!
The Emperor: Khan isn’t sleazy enough. I’d go for Martok, the Klngon Emperor.
Not Martok, Galron.
>hides face from Trek fans everywhere<
Robot Arm wrote:
Damn you! Now I’ll never get that image of Yoda singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey” out of my head!
Actually, I’ve met Martok and Gowron (or at least the charming actors who played them) and I can’t think of them as slimy anymore. They’re just nice guys…
Maybe Khan should be Vader, and Shatner could be the Emperor (“oh, I’m…afraidthe…shield-will-be…quite operationalwhenyourfriends…arrive!”)
How about…
Luke: Errol Flynn
Leia: Maureen O’Sullivan
Han: John Wayne
Lando: Clark Gable
Vader: Bela Lugosi
C3PO: Stan Laurel
R2D2: Oliver Hardy
Emperor: Basil Rathbone
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Douglas Fairbanks, Jr
Stormtroopers: Keystone Kops
Whee!
Kilt-wearin’ man wrote:
You’ve got to be kidding! Han Solo has “Rhett Butler” written all over him! You’ve gotta cast Clark Gable as Han Solo, if you cast him as anything at all.
Jabba the Hut as interpreted by… Polkaroo!
Try to replace it with an image of Michigan J. Frog singing “Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is.”
Luke Skywalker - Luke Skywalker (A jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do, and there’s a city in the clouds where dey sweatin’ my crew.)
Leia - Missy Elliot (You call dis a rescue? Shoot, I oughta smack you - you don’t know what to do gimme that blaster, foo.)
Aunt Beru - Queen Latifah (Luke, Luke, it’s time for dinner here on tattoine. Come and eat yo chicken and collard greens.)
Uncle Owen - Grandmaster Flash - (Yo Luke. Why ya gotta be farma hata? Ya gonna end up just like Darth Vada).
R2 - Bushwick Bill
C3PO - Snoop Dogg (You got 30,000 asteroids with Tie fighters gettin’ it on, and our chances o’ makin it are 6.934234 billion to one…)
Jawas - Puff Daddy and the family (saying the lines of the other characters of the universe to different beat.)
OB1 - Dr. Dre (Luke…Use the force, G. Run to Dagobah, find that pipe hittin niggah Yoda.)
Storm troopers - Eminem (no explanation needed.)
Han - Coolio (Fly, fly tha Falcon goes by, does the Kessel run in tha blink of an eye.)
Chewie - DMX
Greedo - Violent J (Jabba want’s his milthoofalcon money, milthoofalcou! Hook me up and I’ll blow, I’ll let you go, when he ask if I seen you, I just won’t know.)
Jabba - Notorious BIG (They won’t be no bargain, G, I like that Han motherfucka just where he be. My palace is paid for, no sail barge payment, I got a Rancor waitin’ to eat you chillin’ in my basement…)
Vader - Ice Cube (Don’t fuck with me, motherfucka! I be here to see why this ride aint goin. The man is comin down here to bust a cap in you ass.)
Boba Fett - Tupac (What if he dies? I don’t get paid if he don’t survive.)
I toyed with Clark Gable as Han (“Scoundrel? I like the sound of that…”) but I figured as smarmy as Rhett Butler was, Lando just seemed to fit him better. Besides, the Duke had that whole “when in doubt, blast 'em” philosophy going on that Han lived by.
Oh, and I almost forgot - Johnny Weismuller as Chewbaaca. Just watch for the Tarzan yell in Return of the Jedi and you’ll see what I mean.
A Simpsons Star Wars
Luke Skywalker – Bart
Princess Leia - Lisa
Han Solo - Milhouse
R2D2 – Marge
C3P0 – Homer
Chewbaaca - Krusty (Ugggghhhhh)
Lando Calrissian – Apu
Obi Wan Kenobi – Ned Flanders (Use the fiddly-fiddly force, Luke!)
Yoda – Grandpa Simpson (When your age I was, the force we didn’t have.)
The Emperor – Mr. Burns
Grand Moff Tarkin – Principal Skinner
Darth Vader – Chief Wiggum
Young Anakin – Ralph Wiggum (I’m gonna be a Jedi…I’m special!)
Jabba the Hut – Barney