Hey, I got the moderator to re-open a locked thread!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66622
How cool is that?
Heh.
And how many small furry animals that taste like chicken did you sacrifice on the high altar to the Mighty JillGat to accomplish this? How much incense did you burn? How great were your offerings?
Très frais en effet!
Arden: I offered her Morgenstern, but she said she never trusted any animal that could walk and have a bowel movement at the same time.
That girl: Merci beaucoup, mon chien aime ses oeuves avec fromage! Je t’aime, je t’aime! Maintenant, fait le bruit du cochon!
Well, that’s about all the french I know. The wife really loves it when I whisper these sentences into her ear. But she speaks spanish, so doesn’t know what I’m saying.
Hey! Morgenstern is not small and furry and neither I nor Julian knows if he tastes like chicken!
Shh, Qadgop the Mercotan, this is between you and me! He musta done something really great to convince me that this was such an important, burning topic for GQ - that’s all I can say.
Jill
BWAHAHAHA!! It’s a good thing your wife doesn’t know what that last part means. 