Reagan was a douchebag and Congress is filled with pussies.

He blackmailed all the states into raising the drinking age to 21. Now with all the drunk driving incidents, states are unlikely to reduce it anyhow, and it is so foolish because people are allowed to join the military, get married, go into the porn industry, live on their own, etc at 18, but not drink. What asininity!

My biggest problem with all of this is the fact that Reagan was able to do this. The president should not be able to overpower the states like this. Also, notice how Congress is such a pussy these days. Congress can’t decide on anything in a reasonably timely fashion and are more concerned about their image as Democrats and Republicans, rather than actually keeping the president in check and resolving issues. For example, Congress did nothing about Obama’s violation of the War Powers Act with his project in Libya. It is implied that Congress was okay with it seeing as they did not do anything about it and funded it, but funding does not constitute authorization. For the law to be completely adhered to, Congress need to explicitly authorize Obama to keep his troops out in Libya past the deadline.

The reason they didn’t is as appleciders said:

This example was rather trivial and petty, but it shows how Congress is filled with pussies.

And it is because Congress is filled with pussies that our presidents have too much power and that we have fucking people like Reagan jacking up shit.

Sorry if I stepped on another mods toes, but this is a Pit thread. Moved.

samclem, moderator

This is something I can really get behind. Teenage drinking. What a great idea. :rolleyes:

I object to comparing Congress to pussy or pussies.

A pussy is soft, pliable, sensitive, warm, inviting, hospitable, and a gateway for life.

Congress is more like Satan’s asshole.

Old, crusty, unlubricated, and the most evil place in existence.

But you can drink at 18 in hell. Wait, they don’t have ice. I pit Satan for not furnishing ice.

Have a hot toddy or glug. There’s a solution for anything.

So the theory is, you can drink alcohol in hell?

insert joke about the worst tasting beer here.

That’s what I heard. But there’s only one stall, and a very, very long line.
I think that’s somewhere in Genesis.

Reagan was a douchebag, check.

Congress is a gang of assholes, check. (But…show me a better system of legislation? I don’t like Parliamentary systems, because of the power of coalitions to overrule the will of the majority.)

The 21-year-old drinking age is immoral: check. We can draft them at 18; they can vote at 18; they can own a house at 18. Why the extra three years to have a goddamn beer?

But, weak sauce, man: of all the really shitten things Reagan ever did, this is way down on the list!

The OP was TL;DR but the drinking age in some states is younger that 21, until drinking is limited only to hard liquor.

Wow. When did that happen? Boehner must have sneaked it in as a rider on the Medicare bill. :mad:

Kids today! If I could find a way to drink at age 16 (when the legal age was 18), then your balls should have dropped enough to handle illegal 18-year-old gin-swilling.

Damn young’uns want everything served to them in a silver shaker!

And get off my fucking lawn!

Well, we still compel them to register for the draft…

Or a solvent, anyway.

I ordered a gin and tonic. This is gin, tonic and ice. Americans have ice. Take this back and bring me a gin and tonic!

You mean the will of the largest party - if a coalition can overrule them, then surely that coalition represents the will of the majority? If a party has 51% seats, a coalition isn’t going to do jack. But if a party has 49% and a coalition is put together for the 51%, they are the majority.

Sounds to me like a freshman party got busted and someone got an underage drinking ticket.

Which states would those happen to be? AFAIK, all 50 states and the variously named territories have 21 as the drinking age and that also applies to beer and wine.

I’ve never encountered a better, or less coherent, rant about the drinking age and the War Powers Resolution.

Next time, go for Medicare and parking tickets!

I think if you go into the porn industry, you’ll be able to get someone to buy you a drink. Or whatever you want, really.