These are awful. But, like a nasty fart, I claim them.
No. 1
Big win for Florida St over Notre Dame! Ya know, Winston’s real name is Jamison, but he goes by Jameis because he doesn’t acknowledge the letters “N” and “O”.
No. 2
Kent St. beat Army on Saturday. Too bad they can’t even the series with the National Guard.
:smack:
I’m ashamed of myself.
Not sufficiently, no.
What’s an Aggie’s greatest disappointment in life? When he finds out what they really mean by “animal husbandry”.
What’s an Aggie seven course dinner? Six pack of Pearl Beer and a possum.
What do you call the dumbest Aggie ever born? “Governor”.
I’d like to sell these two to Norm McDonald. He could add, “He’s a RAPIST!” for the first, and “They KILLED PEOPLE!” for the second.
Believe me, you would love the laughter in my head. I usually do.
Best Aggie quote, ever?
“Let’s move to the SEC, where we can get some RESPECT”
I heard some Aggies singing that song at a karaoke bar.
“R-E-S-P-E-C-K”
Q: How do you get an Alabama cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push!
Q: Why did they install artificial turf at Hollingsworth Field (Ole Miss)?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing on the sidelines.
Q: Why do Aggies wear button-fly trousers?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Two college presidents walk into a bar. Both defund classroom education at the expense of vanity programs like Division I football and marble-faced administrative buildings.
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahasob
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dalej42 is the most offensive college football joke on this board.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Ed on that same day at Texas A&M?
How can you tell when you’re getting close to Bryan / College Station?
All the sheep are backed up to the fence.
Aggie jokes! God, how I miss them…
They have to let the sheep rest.
I just wrote one that is too offensive. I won’t post it.
First time a thread I started ever resurfaced I think.
Ricky Joe & Bubba attend their first Georgia Bulldogs football game.
Ricky Joe spots Uga, the Bulldog’s mascot, on the sideline licking his nuts.
Ricky Joe elbows Bubba, points at Uga & says, “I sho do wish I could do that!”.
Bubba replies, “You better not, that dog will bite you!”.
After NASA’s last moon landing, NASA was giving away moon-rock samples to universities, etc for study/research purposes. When NASA came to the Tx A & M request for samples, they were all out of samples to give to Universities - so they sent some some local cow patties (ie cow-crap) to them thinking “how would they even know the difference”?!
Sorry, but the Tx Aggie references brought back a flood of old Aggie jokes, especially since I was in heart of Aggie-land and heard 'em all the time. Then I moved to Austin (Univ of TX, per se) and it only got worse, LOL. Not really football rlated, but funny none the less, IMHO.
I heard the Aggies blamed the loss to Alabama in Tuscaloosa this year (0-59) on a drug problem. They was drug up one side of the field and down the other.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a University of Michigan cheerleader?
If you were really horny, you might want to fuck an alligator.