Real Time Dynamic Text Adventure!

Gave saved.

> Hello computer

[HAL Voice]
Hello TATG, what can I do for you?
[/HAL Voice]

xyzzy

A hollow voice says “Cretin!”.

> x can

Which can? The First or the Second?

> First

It’s too dark to see, but by shaking the can you guess it has two doses.

> x second can

It’s too dark to see, but by shaking the can you guess it has two doses.

> take card from deck

You get a random card from the deck

> spray card with first can

Done. The card is now wet and hopefully protected.

> throw card n

As you dexterously flip the card through the air to the North, a slavering grue chases after it only to be turned into a pillar of salt when it gets hit by the light from the northern room.

> spray second can on me

Done. You are now wet, and hopefully protected.

A hollow voice refuses to say, “Fool!”

> lick floor