Reason #827 why I married the most wonderful woman in the world

This morning, I was feeling slack and tired, and made PB&Js for lunch, because it was easy.

I just got this YIM from my wife:

That’s not a reason why you married her - that’s a reason why she is the MWWitW, right?

[/nitpicking] (d&r)

You’re right, but “Reason #827 why the Most Wonderful Woman in the World is the Woman I Married,” seems unwieldy