Just because I gave him a Nook Tablet, a bottle of good whiskey, and a blow job for his birthday.
You guys are so easy to placate.
You did good. And so did he.
On my husband’s 50th birthday, I gave him 50 one dollar bills for the stripper bar. “Just don’t come home with glitter on your face!”
I’d have been happy with a blow job on my birthday.
Yes, but wife #2 tries harder!
Really? I would be more upset if he came home with glitter in a different place.
I hope you brushed your teeth afterwards!
::d&r::
Me too. Or a Ferrari, if we’re trying to be realistic.
As a guy I have to say you could have saved yourself the price of a nook and a good bottle of whiskey. But we appreciate the extra … Naw, a second blowjob will be great!
I’ll gladly take one on any of my 364 unbirthdays.
Are blowjobs between married straight couples a relatively rare/special occurrence for most people?
As a gay man who sees blowjobs and handjobs as the typical go-to form of sex 60% of the time or more, I’m genuinely curious…
I become disheartened when I hear that for a lot of men a blowjob is something that they get “for their birthday” or whatever. We might be getting our blowjobs from different kinds of people, drewtwo, but I share your sentiment.
Damn, you ARE the best wife.
I don’t even get a goddamned blowjob on Steak and Blowjob Day.
Christ, I didn’t even get the steak!
Threads like this make me feel lonely.
Whatever the statistics, I imagine that very few guys want less sex with their long-term romantic partner.
Never been married, but a number of long-term relationships, and I routinely give my boyfriends blowjobs on MY birthday, because I don’t see any reason for that day to be different. (Hey, I LIKE giving blowjobs, I doubt that I’m alone in that.) I think (or at least hope) that the dearth of sex in marriage is highly exaggerated.
I also routinely keep good whiskey in the house. I stock it the same as coffee or shampoo. It’s on the “things we need to live” list.
That said; Mrs. Cake, well done. It’s a privilege and a pleasure to keep a good man (or a good woman) happy.
Me too, I find it to be one of the aspects of intimacy that turns me on the most. I don’t need a special occasion to want to please my lover (and myself) in this way :D. Sure, celebratory days such as birthdays are extra special, but any ol’ day will do.
drewtwo99 - I’m not sure about other couples, but I have known of many women friends throughout my life that find blowjobs a “chore”… and out of the realms of what they feel they want to put out for their SO. Granted, most of the women I’m talking about are, or had been with their partners for quite a while and were losing interest in sex period. I understand why the spark goes out in some relationships, but I’m not sure why more folks don’t do anything about it when they see it happening. I, for one, need passion in my life. I need it like I need air. I get grumpy without it.
If it was his 30th birthday you should have given him 30 blow jobs. You unthinking monster!
You mean that not an everyday thing:eek::eek::mad:? I thought it was standard, came with the license.
You have put me off marriage.
Was it a color Nook?
Oh, my bad. Nevermind - I didn’t realize that one model os called the “Nook Tablet.” and of course that one has color. I really need to get out of this Luddite phase.