What happens to all the blow jobs after marriage? Before marriage, all the time, no problem. After marriage…forget it, go away, and do not even bring it up. I’m talking about ‘completing’ the act.
Have you thought maybe that it’s you that changed after marriage, madd1? Are you still courting her like you used to, doing all the things you used to do to make her feel special?
'Cause there ain’t nothin’ that will turn a woman off in the bedroom faster than the feeling that she’s being taken for granted.
At least you don’t have to wonder why the pool guy always has that shit eating grin on his face now.
Where did I hear this joke? My apologies if it was on this board.
The scene: A church filled with waiting people on the wedding day of a young soon-to-be-married couple. The bride and groom are both late and the minister et al are getting concerned.
The B & G finally arrive, looking a little disheveled, but both grinning ear to ear. When they get to the altar, the best man leans over the groom and asks, in a whisper, why he’s grinning so broadly. He confidentially whispers back, “I just got the best blow job of my life!”
Then the maid of honor leans over to the bride and, also in a whisper, asks her why she is so happy. She replies, “I just gave the last blow job of my life!”
Such is the way of the world, I suppose.
I hope you didn’t marry the woman just because of her blow jobs.
Maybe you can do her first and then hope she does you in return. You know, you scratch mine , I’ll scratch yours, sort of thing.
I’m all for fair foreplay.
I’ve found that “ask and being willing to reciprocate” works just as well after marriage as it did before.
I ‘go down’ on her often…and finish it to a rousing hip grinding climax. (Way to much information, right?)
The subject of BJ’s came up (as it is want to do) while attending a bachelor party. Seems the married guys agree that this is one aspect that ‘goes away’ after marriage.
Hence the question “What happens to all the blow jobs after marriage?” However, I guess this is one question that is doomed to be relegated to the ‘missing pens, lighters, and odd socks’ category of life on Earth.
Of course the real answer could never be “I’m married now and don’t have to do that anymore”, could it?
Let’s just say that the odds of my husband receiving a blow job are inversely proportional to the number, and quality, of farts emitted in my presence.
Ummm… I never quit giving them often.
Was I supposed to?
No you weren’t. What you’re supposed to do though, is come to St Louis and marry me.
This is just like the mystery of the Missing Left Socks…maybe the blowjobs and socks hitched up, and now they’re having all the fun. Hmmmm…
(Of course, we’re not married yet, but we have been engaged for two years and living together about the same.) And I don’t intend to stop.
I love sex, but I don’t need/want it as often as he does, just because I can’t have that many orgasms easily, and they stop being that much fun when you have to work too hard for them -so I like to save up. So I give him blowjobs and handjobs all the time.
So, instead of asking us, I think you oughta ask HER. Maybe she never liked it in the first place?
stoid
You’re not getting your sunday chores done.
Funny, my hubby says they got better…
This is what I thought of when I read the subject line . … the socks and blowjobs all go to the same place. Must be one sticky situation.
the best way to give up sex is to get married.
The best way to get a normal, healthy woman to give up sex is to ignore her, take her for granted, stop flirting with her, stop paying little attentions. In other words, she stops when you’ve stopped.
LOL…Hey Dave, to find this out for sure you could always ask Jamie, I’m sure HE knows. (suspicious glance in Jamie’s general direction)
lol. But anyway, if I were to get married - would I quit giving blowjobs? Hells no!
As a cult of decapitated men once said: “Make the world a better place - give head” 
I’m not a girl, but by the way my girlfriend goes about things, I think she prefers handjobs over blowjobs. She doesn’t react real well to cum.
-crispix rubs the pimple on his forehead
When you see all those male presidential and congressional candidates on TV, promising to end “The Marriage Penalty,” what the hell did you think they were talking about? Taxes?!