Recast the spokesperson of your choice from any ad past or present with any actor/celebrity/personality.
Margot Kidder*: “Don’t leave home without it.”
Bocat Goldthwait: “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should.”
Bocat? :rolleyes:
Way to go!
Paris Hilton or Billy Joel to replace Dennis Haysbert for Allstate
Phyllis Diller to replace Andie MacDowell in those overlighted ads for hair color
Tattooed bikers instead of NASCAR drivers hawking whatever beer or fast food or incontinence products
Gay actors in the Viagra genre
Outed lesbians in the sexy lingerie ads
Convicted mass murderers and sexual predators in the Day School promos
I bet you were thinking of Bocat Raton, right?
How about an all-girl version of Miller’s “Man Laws” with The View crew, Greta Van Susteren, Nancy Grace, Ann Coulter and Arianna Huffington?
I’m seeing Ed Begley as the spokesperson for Hummer SUVs.
Nicole Richie for weight loss products.
Monica Lewinsky: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
Winner!
Or should that be wiener? 
So, we should have Bill Clinton doing the old Oscar Mayer commercials.
“If I were an Oscar Mayer weiner…”
Rock Hudson: “Lose weight with AYDS!”
Cadbury’s Flake - Alan Rickman.
John Bobbitt: “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner”
You know those all-commercial channels that have the half-hour or longer sales of some ungodly number of knives, right? Something like 250 Bowie knives for whatever’s in your pocket?
OJ Simpson.
Ike and Tina Turner for eHarmony.
Love it!
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Obviously Mr. Goldthwait’s Kazakh cousin.
Stephen Colbert: “Hello, I’m a Mac.”
Bill O’Reilly: “And I’m a PC.”
Martin Mull: “Come back to Jamaica.”
Bob Dole* for Allstate
Britney Spears- Look who we’ve got our Hanes on now.
Amadou Diallou- What’s in yerrrrr wallet?
Samuel L. Jackson- Choosey motherfuckers choose Jif.
Christopher Lambert- Geico, so easy a caveman could do it.