I’ll kick things off with my Harp and Red Bean Chili.
I created a Guinness-and-Black-Bean Chili recipe based on a co-worker’s “Red Rocket” Chili, which won best tasting Chili at my office’s Chili Cook-Off back in 2000. The smoky taste and late kick earned my variant the “spiciest chili” award two years running. I tailored it to my fiancée’s tastes and substituted Harp and red beans to make it less smoky and sweet. The recipe is as close as I’m going to get it to perfect, and can be tweaked (as any good chili recipe) to be milder, sweeter, or if you dare, hotter.
You will need:
* 8 pints Harp lager (if you can get these at a pub, more power to you, but read ahead--you'll want to buy four and then go back the next day for four more)
* 1 can (28 oz.) crushed tomatoes
* 1 lb. ground beef
* 1 lb. red kidney beans
* 1 large Vidalia onion
* 1 clove garlic
* (at least) 5 hot peppers: choose from any mixture of pasilla, jalapeno, serrano, and habanero you like. One is for garnish.
* (at least) 1 type of hot sauce, e.g. Tabasco or Endorphin Rush
* 1/4 cup olive oil
* 1/4 cup brown sugar
* honey
* powdered cayenne
* powdered cumin
* black pepper
The night before you intend to cook the chili:
Rinse the beans and pour into a large pot. Add four pints of Harp, and cover the pot. Set it aside. In a small container with a lid, combine olive oil with: your two hottest peppers, puréed; 1/8 onion, puréed; 1 clove garlic, finely chopped. Add a dash of cayenne, black pepper, and cumin, and some of your hot sauce if you want. Honey and brown sugar will also help this mixture but aren’t required. Close the container and shake well. Refrigerate this mixture.
When you’re ready to cook the chili:
At least 6 hours after you poured Harp on your beans, drain (but do not rinse) the beans. Add three pints of Harp and bring the beans to a boil. Simmer with the lid tilted (to allow steam to escape) for 1.5 hours. With about 15 minutes to go before the beans are done, pour the oil mixture in a deep cast iron skillet and apply very low heat. Begin finely chopping all of your remaining vegetables except one hot pepper. When the oil starts sizzling, add the ground beef and bring the mixture to medium heat, stirring in vegetables as the beef gets darker.
When the beef is completely browned and the vegetables are starting to brown or go limp, gradually stir in crushed tomatoes and beans, mixing over medium heat. Add cumin until your chili smells like chili. Add brown sugar and honey to taste (sweeter if you plan to serve it sooner, since it will initially have a bitter taste). Heat until the mixture begins to dry out, and add a pint of Harp. Stir over low to heat, adding spices to taste. Make sure that the mixture simmers long enough to thicken back into chili (let the majority of the Harp evaporate).
Transfer to a crock pot and let simmer on low heat until ready to serve. Garnish with a hot pepper (I like serranos and jalapenos because the bright green color looks good against the red - a habanero will warn the faint of heart away from this chili).
This chili typically hits in two waves: the cayenne and black pepper break through the sweetness and the lager taste first, the hot peppers and hot sauce follow close behind. For best effect, don’t overdo the former, so that the flavor is sweet (or bitter), then tangy, then hot. The escalation effect can make this chili seem stronger than it is.
If you use all pasilla peppers, go easy on the cayenne, and use Tabasco as your sauce in the pre-mix, you will have a mildly potent chili that anyone will be able to eat. If you use jalapenos or serranos in the pre-mixed vegetable purée, or use Endorphin Rush or any other insanely hot sauce in the pre-mix, you will get a Jack-In-The-Box chili that tastes wonderful and then, to quote my college roommate, “boots you in the ass”.