Recipes you invented!

Last night we made burgers, and I wanted something different. So I came up with the best burger that I ever tasted.

Patties:
1.5-2 pounds ground chuck
4 leaves bok choy dark green leafy bits only cut up fine with scissors
half large white onion finely chopped
splash sesame oil
1 tsp fresh ginger, pressed in garlic press
2 medium cloves garlic pressed in garlic press
1 Tbsp soy sauce

Mix together patty ingredients. We reground the meat and ingredients in the meat grinder and mixed it a bit more to eliminate any big pockets of single ingredients. Make into patties and cook, adding munster just before serving to let it melt.

Toppings:

Bacon
1 half large white onion grilled in bacon grease until partially carmelized
sauteed fresh mushrooms
munster cheese
cottage cheese
Real mayonnaise
salt and pepper to taste

Put the mayo and then the bacon on the bottom bun
then the patty with melted munster
then salt and pepper
then mushrooms and onions,
then the cottage cheese
then top with the sesame seed bun top

Dude, I want some of what you’re smoking.

And one of those burgers. :smiley:

Cottage cheese, though? I’m a fan of the curds and whey, but not sure how that works on a burger. Didn’t it make everything all slippery?

I am not a dude. I do not smoke. I did have a couple of brandy filled chocolates before coming up with the recipe.

I tried not to get too much whey when I dished out the curds. That is why the bacon goes on the bottom.

My 12 cheese lasagna. In fact, my wife and I are going shopping soon to buy the ingredients, I am making it tomorrow. I don’t think I’ve made it the same way twice. I found a recipe for making noodles using squash and will be making some tonight. And a niece has an in-law that makes craft cheeses, she got me an excellent piece of black olive farmer’s goat cheese that I am going to use for my 12th cheese. I won the 1997 Culinary Art Institute of Seattle lasagna and Italian categories and placed 3rd overall, not bad considering it was my first and so far only venture into cooking contests. Some of the folks coming over for dinner tomorrow have been waiting a couple of years for their invite.

Anniversary 12 Cheese Lasagna
You hold in your hands the most powerful and revered lasagna recipe known to man. Around 250 people have enjoyed this Italian favorite made by yours truly. Each year it is made for my wife and enjoyed by friends and family members on that one day each year. Now the recipe it being made available to the public. When I make my lasagna I don’t measure anything so most measurements are by estimates. Be creative and experiment with different amounts or add other ingredients not listed to your taste preferences. With all the possible alternatives, this recipe can be used for years and you may never serve the same lasagna twice.

In order for this lasagna to be properly prepared, a pan of at least 4” deep in needed. I found a 13” x 9” pan that is 4” deep at a restaurant supply store. Attempting to make this in anything shallower may not work.

The Sauce.
1 lb. Ground beef
1 lb. Ground pork
1 small or ½ large onion finely chopped I prefer sweet onions
6 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 26 oz. Jar spaghetti sauce Most flavors work well.
1 14½ oz. Can chopped tomatoes, drained. Italian style is best.
1 15 oz. Can tomato paste

Brown the meats in a large covered pan. Drain off all grease. Add the onions and garlic and cook till the onions are tender. Add sauce, drained tomatoes and the tomato paste. Season with commercial Italian seasoning and salt and pepper to taste. Other items that can be added include chopped pepperoni, sliced or chopped black olives, bell peppers or mushrooms. Liquid flavoring such a wine may be used sparingly; you want a very thick sauce.
Let the sauce simmer on medium low stirring occasionally.

The Noodles.
1 lb. Box lasagna noodles or you can use homemade noodles. You will need about 20 12 x 2 inch noodles. I have made my own noodles using beet, carrot or V8 juice, and spinach. Adds color to the lasagna and even more flavor, like it needs it.

Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Adding a few splashes of olive or vegetable oil will help the noodles from sticking. I also like to add about a ¼ cup of garlic-flavored vinegar to the water. Cook the noodles stirring occasionally to prevent sticking. Do not over cook the noodles; they will be cooked more later. When done, strain in colander and rinse in cold water.

The Cheeses.
The soft cheeses
16 oz. (2 cups) shredded Mozzarella cheese
8 oz. (1 cup) shredded Cheddar cheese
4 oz. (½ cup) shredded Monterey Jack cheese
4 oz. (½ cup) shredded Colby cheese
4 oz. (½ cup) shredded Provolone cheese
4 oz. (½ cup) shredded Fontina cheese
2 to 4 oz. of any cheese that you desire not listed in this recipe. Some I have used with success include Havarti, Feta, Swiss, and yes, even Velveeta.
My secret here is using preshredded cheeses if possible. Saves time and some brands carry combinations (Co Jack, Italian combination, etc.) Shredding the cheese before starting anything works best.

The hard cheeses
¼ cup each shredded or grated Parmesan, Romano, and Asiago cheeses.
Purchased pre shredded or grated is the best way.

The Creamy cheeses
1 lb. Ricotta cheese
8 oz. Cream cheese, softened.
Mix together the two cheeses until mixed. A small amount of milk may be added if the mixture is too thick. Other items that can be added include depending on your preference include a small amount of any of the soft or hard cheeses, Italian seasoning, or chopped spinach.

The Assembly process.
The easiest way to assemble the lasagna is to lay out each item in the order it is layered into the pan. First should be the sauce, then the noodles, the creamy cheese mixture, then and the soft and hard cheeses.
Spoon about ½” sauce into the pan. Cover the sauce with a layer of noodles. Start at the sides and work towards the center. Spread about half creamy cheese over the noodles. Cover the creamy cheese with half the mozzarella and cheddar and any two of the other soft cheeses. Cover all of this with another layer of sauce. Then lay in another layer of noodles. Then add the rest of the soft cheeses and dust the top with each of the hard cheeses. Your 12th cheese may be added at the same time as any of the cheese layers. Cover and bake for 45 minutes to an hour at 325 degrees. Remove from the oven and let stand for 10 minutes to take a set. This will allow serving without the lasagna falling. This will serve 8. This should be enough for 12 but most will want seconds. Serve with salad and bread. I like to use French bread split length wise, drizzled with garlic butter and placed under a broiler till the bread starts to brown. To make garlic butter, chopped up a couple cloves of garlic into small pieces then smash them into a paste. Add to a quarter pound of melted butter or margarine. Enjoy.

Quesadillas with bacon and pickles.

Microwave bean & cheese burritos with muffaletta (olive salad) spread.

Once when my brother came home from traveling I made him a steak. It was the greatest and best steak in the world. I can’t remember how to make the best steak in the world, but it involved onions, cheese and apples. Seriously. My bro, pickiest of picky eaters, told me it was the best steak he ever tasted.

Wow, all mine seem to involve cheese. I admit I am a cheese junky.

While not the best thing I invented in the kitchen, certainly one of the most random and original was pond water chicken. While I was in college, in my house, I had to cook on Wednesdays on semester, and have a reputation for making good food. We’re eating on Sunday, and someone asks me what I’m going to make, so I blurt out,

“Pondwater chicken.”

Well…apparantly, according to the internet, that didn’t exist. So I had to make ity up. It consists of bringing some chicken stock to a boil with:

Rosemary
Bay leaves
Corriander seeds
A bit of sesame oil
Other spices that I forget (probably some parsley and oregano and garlic salt, I’m sure.)

When it comes to boil, add chicken and simmer till chicken is done. Fill bowl with white rice, and ladle in the mixture, making sure to get some of the leaves and so forth. It did actually look like chicken cooking in pondwater, and was actually really tasty.

Not much of a recipie, but…

Grape Jello + Lime Jello = Grime Jello. Perfect grimy color, great jello taste. Add in some gummy worms while it sets and you’ve got the perfect Halloween party treat. You can remember that for a whole 360 more days, right? :stuck_out_tongue:

Purple Meanie Sauce
Make a bechamel. Fry diced onions with salt and pepper. Deglaze with red wine. Pour the bechamel into a food mixer and add wine/onion mix bit by bit while whizzing on high speed. Serve with red meat.

DIY low-carb sauce
Melt one tsp of butter in a skillet. Add 4 heaped tbsps of sour cream. Stir vigorously over the heat. Allow to get to a gentle boil. Add flavourings (dijon mustard/mint sauce/tomato purée/diced onions) and stir again.

Low-temperature steak
Heat oven to 70C (170F). Put steak in oven for 30 minutes or until it’s thoroughly heated all the way though. Fry on high heat in a skillet, flipping only once, for 2 minutes (rare), 3 minutes (medium), or 4-5 minutes (well done).

I think I was 9 or 10 when a friend and I made tuna fish soup. Tuna, chicken broth, corn, salt and pepper. Mix together and cook.

It was actually pretty good. :slight_smile:

Your basic breakfast burrito, with a twist. The ingredients are:
roasted potato wedges
chicken sausage
bacon
egg
Asiago cheese
And the secret ingredient that makes it all come together:
sweet green chile sauce

Made that while I was working at the place quothz works at. Never made it onto the menu, but I’m hoping it will be included in some future version.

Then there were the endless variation on quesadillas - the spinach/ham/black bean one was pretty good, but a bit messy.

Squid and spinach over egg noodles

Needed- a box o’ squid
Some fresh spinach- about 1/2 a bag, or enough to just about fill a largish skillet when chopped
Lots of fresh garlic
Olive oil
Dry white sherry
Juice of a coupla fresh limes
Really fine egg noodles (fresh angel hair pasta will do)

Thaw the squid, clean it and cut it into rings. If the squid is less than the length of my hand, throw the tentacles away. Tiny tentacles tend to be tough. Optional soaking of the rings in lemon juice.

Chop the fresh spinach and set aside.

Chop between 3 and 100 cloves of fresh garlic (depending on how much you like garlic)

Boil a pot of water

Pour some olive oil into a hot skillet, heat it up, sautee the garlic in it until it’s toasty.

Add squid and lime juice, sautee until rings just begin to curl at the edges, add spinach, coat with oil/lime juice/garlic stuff

Pour in dry white sherry to just cover spinach, turn up heat until it starts to bubble, then turn down heat to simmer

Throw fine egg noodles or angel hair pasta into boiling water. When it’s done, squid is done. Takes about a minute or so.

Strain noodles/pasta, serve squid and spinach over it

Eat.

Have seconds.

Hell, have thirds. Your mom refuses to eat anything with tentacles, and it would be a shame to let all this yummy food go to waste.

I just wanted to say that I’m definitely making that lasagna for thanksgiving, racer. That recipe looks soooo good. I printed it off and put it in my recipe book.

When the weather gets cold, we make stoup at my place.

Stoup = Stew? Soup? Who cares?

Begin with a crock pot, and a few cups of water.

*a few diced potatoes
*a few diced carrots
*four or five bouillon cubes
*a cup or so of dry red wine
*a couple pounds of diced stew meat (hamburger will work, in a pinch)
*one or two packs of brown gravy mix
*a can of mixed vegetables
*one chopped onion

Put food in crock pot. Cover with water. Turn crock pot to HIGH. Edible in four to five hours. Requires little or no attention once in the pot. Will last three people pretty much all weekend, especially if you add more raw ingredients before going to bed (although if you leave it going all night, turn to LOW before turning in.)

Other yummy stuff to add is rice, green beans, green onions, capers, barley, stewed tomatoes, and even pasta. Lots of room for creativity…

That soup/stew does sound yummy.

New recipe tonight!

Ginger Fudge

4 Tbls. butter
Fresh Ginger, a good thumb sized piece peeled and cut into pieces just big enough to be fished out with a slotted spoon.
2 cups sugar
1 cup evaporated milk
a pinch of salt

Cook all ingredients together over medium heat until sugar dissolves. Just as it starts to boil, remove ginger and bring to a rolling boil until soft ball stage. Remove from heat. Stand until it is back to about 110 F minutes. Beat until it loses its gloss and pour onto greased cookie sheet. Cut into squares. Store in air tight container.

EGG FOO BREAKFAST

  1. Put largish skillet on medium heat. Add a pat of butter.
  2. Dump last night’s Chinese takeout leftovers into the pan. Stir-fry.
  3. Whip two or three eggs, then add to pan. Scramble the Chinese food into the eggs.
  4. Remove from heat when eggs have achieved desired consistency.
  5. Add soy sauce. Eat.