Recommend a cheap non-stinky hair pomade for mr emilyforce

My beloved hub recently discovered that he likes to use hair pomade. But he doesn’t like paying a lot for it. His barber got him hooked on the stuff but the barber’s stash costs $10 a pop, which strikes the mr as exorbitant. He just bought some cheap Citré Shine brand stuff at the grocery store, only to discover when he brought it home that it has (gasp!) golden sparklies in it, like mica.

Any recommendations for inexpensive, non-smelly (best would be completely unscented) non-sparkly hair pomade? This is not Dippity-Do type gel, not old-fashioned Trés Flores type liquid oil, but the newfangled almost wet-gumpdrop/greasy-Turkish-Delight consistency stuff. It doesn’t dry but rather stays pliable. Salon brands aren’t an option.

Not sure if this will be helpful or not, but I was given a tube of Bumble and Bumble Straight, which I use on special occasions. I cannot vouch for the price, as it was a gift.

The tube is marked: Smooth, Sleek, Shiny, Silky, and Sexy.

Darn. I’ll take three out of five. :wink:

But the pleasing odor’s half the point!

Pleasing odor’s in the, er, nose of the beholder.

Basically we’re looking for something that doesn’t have a strong smell, or at least not a strong girly smell. He wouldn’t mind sandalwood, mint, rosemary; manly stuff like that. I’d get him the Aveda pomade if it wasn’t so freakin’ expensive.

B&B is nearly odorless. Sorry I didn’t include that in my last post.

It used to be a salon-exclusive brand but they sell it now at places like Target and drugstores: American Crew.

You’ve probably seen it around. Their pomade is good and does not make your hair feel greasy when you put it on but I use “Fiber” which is kind of like a clay-ish texture almost but you use very little and it gives a matte look. You said he bought Citre Shine though so I don’t know if he wanted the shiny look. Plus, Fiber doesn’t leave a residue feeling in your hair when you wash that I find pomades do. Fiber is more like a natural look. I can’t say enough good things about it and the best part is that it is cheap now that you can buy it anywhere. $6 and it lasts a couple months; make sure he doesn’t overdo it because it isn’t meant to be used like that.

My friend bought the new pomade from the Sauve for Men line and didn’t like it because it has a smell. It is cheap though.

Whatever you do, do not buy the “Fiber” wanabe from Matrix called “Dirty Trix”; it is sticky and greasy and has a bad smell.

I can’t believe I just wrote all of that.

I’ll look for the American Crew stuff; thanks!

He just wanted some pomade. It didn’t actually occur to him that shininess was an optional variable, or that any sane company would deliberately make a product that makes you sparkle.

Duly noted. Thank you.

Yay! I’m glad you did!

Hair Pomade?! What is he, an Elvis impersonator?

Now you’ll have to buy antimacassars for all the divans.

Nah, just a grad student teaching undergrads and lookin’ for a little respect. The ties I got him helped so much that he’s all, like, into major grooming now.

Our divans are all already so divinely covered with hemp-blend slipcovers, which we wash every week, that further antimacassarage has not been necessary.

FTR, the bonus of the modern hard-gel style pomades, as compared to the old Trés Flores liquid grease types, is that they tend NOT to come off on your divans, divine or otherwise. I think that’s why he likes 'em.

Hey, does anyone remember the name of the stuff the George Clooney character used in Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Dang. Now I’m hijacking my OWN threads even.

Dapper Dan. I’m a Dapper Dan man!

And, I was thinking that line as I came down the page. Now I’m happy 'cause I get to say it.

Another vote for American Crew. Good stuff, a bit pricier, but it lasts a long time- a little dab 'll do ya.

Don’t know if you can get it in the US, but Brylcreem products are excellent - “reshaping putty” or “styling cream” are the best. They don’t stink at all, though the “original” is a bit minging.

I used both Citre Shine and Got2B brands with great success. I’ve since switched back to gel, but I stand by my allegiances.

The best part about pomade is when someone comes up and pats you on the head. There’s always that pause, and then the “ewwww” moment.

Murray’s Hair Pomade is a classic - you can find it in the African American section of the drugstore.

I’s cheap, doesn’t have a girly smell, and has been around for a LONG time:

http://www.murrayspomade.com/home2.html

Yet another vote for American Crew. It may seem expensive, but a tub should last a couple of months or longer depending upon hair length.

I love Body Shop’s coconut hair creme. It comes in a flat little red tin, and has a light pleasant smell. Last I bought some, it ran about $7 a tin and lasted at least a couple months.