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You cannot imagine how difficult it was to teach him to pronounce English words so he didn’t sound like Edith Piaf on steroids.
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That sounds like it must’ve been unbelievably hilarious in class.
Japanese is one of the languages I teach pretty regularly, and the popularity of Japanese anime in north america has become both a great boon and the bane of my existence as a teacher.
Number one, it’s really great: it’s in the language, short, easy to watch, and gives beginning students a lot of opportunities to practice listening to the language.
However, anime also teaches them other things. You can be about 80% certain that if there’s something unusual about a first year student’s speech, it’s something he picked up from anime. A lot of shows will try to be cute or trendy by making their characters speak in an extremely unusual way; they’ll talk in an unusually childish way, or use archaic terms that haven’t been used for the last 150 years.
The girlfriends with wonderful intentions are usually the worst culprits though; your German story reminds me of something that happened a couple of years ago: the American embassy in Tokyo apparently has marines stationed at the entrance to act as de-facto guards and what not; I honestly don’t know what they do, but one of their jobs is apparently to act as de-facto doormen by checking peoples’ ID and allowing them into the complex.
Anyway, one of my acquaintances told me about his friend, a marine who worked at the embassy in that precise capacity. He spoke little to no Japanese, but he asked his girlfriend to start teaching him the language, which she did happily. Unfortunately, as she wasn’t an experienced teacher, she neglected to note (or, for all I know, mention) the gender-specific elements. He took his cues from the way she talked, and so you ended up with a 6’8" 200-some pound marine with a machine gun waving high-ranking Japanese officials through and giving them directions in extremely girly Japanese.
I hear that it was standard practice for the officials to bow gravely to him, proceed into the building, and double over laughing the moment they were out of sight.