Recommend a market for short stories

I know I’m not the only writer here, and unlike me, some of y’all are published.

Although I’m working on a novel, I’ve also been doing occasional writing exercises just to try and keep the juices flowing. I have somebody give me a starting point, such as an occupation, an opening line, or a one-word theme, and then force out a story in under an hour. (Well, that’s the theory. Typically it’s taken about an hour and a quarter.) So I’ve got these little 1200- or 1500-word stories, and I decided to polish one up and actually submit it.

So, I’ve been doing some searching for good markets, but it occurred to me that I hadn’t touched on my SDMB resources. What I’m looking for is either a print magazine or online publication that: a) accepts submissions from unknowns; b) actually pays for publications; and c) might publish a humorous, dialogue-driven contemporary vignette-type story. (Am I a few decades late? It seems like there were a lot more magazines publishing short fiction when I was a kid.)

Getting rejections wouldn’t bother me; I just don’t want to waste my time submitting stuff to the wrong place.

So, I’d appreciate any recommendations from people with personal experience. Scornful ridicule is okay too; even if it makes me cry into my pillow, I appreciate the effort involved. Thanks!

It’d be a good start to find the latest Fiction Writers Market (your library should have a copy). My expertise is in science fiction, so I can’t recommend anything, but the book should have possibilities.

Though, depressingly, the paid market for all stories is slowly vanishing.

Thanks, RealityChuck. I’m hoping to publish science fiction and fantasy too. My girlfriend is on the case now; her hobby is geneology, and she’s good at research.

The Write Market list of mainstream and genre markets is the best online site I know of. (There might well be better, of course.)

Good luck, but remember that virtually all magazines get from 100 to 10000 submissions for each one that gets printed.