I’ve used the O’My flavored and Wet Ultra (or whatever, it’s in a black package), but I went back to Wet Light.
I keep meaning to try Astroglide, but haven’t quite recovered from seeing it for sale in Target, which really freaked me out.
Cum from one or more people.
Doper Name. Post. Dude…that’s sick. 
We used to import the ID products into Australia. They never took off because of the cost associated with freight etc. but they are by far the superior product, especially Millenium.
Just keep it away from tiled surfaces/baths because you don’t want to be explaining how your nasty accident occurred to an ER doctor.
I’m guessing there’s a bizarre rural Louisiana story that goes with this comment…
“So my mom and I were shopping… and she puts something in the cart, real discreetly, and I look, and it’s a huge tube of KY jelly. ICK. So I wait until she’s all the way down the aisle, and I yell, ‘MOM!! DON’T FORCE YOUR SEXUALITY ON ME!!’ She didn’t even miss a beat, she just turned around and went, ‘I have a coupon!’” - Suzanne Westenhoefer
Ann Summers is great - “slide and ride”, “pump and hump”. They also sell a bubble gum flavoured - yum!
I like the Pjur Eros Bodyglide - it feels fantastic, doesn’t get sticky and you usually don’t need to reapply, which is nice. Great for anal.
I wouldn’t fucking know.
Extra Virgin Olive oil. Really, give it a try. And it taste good and you can cook with it later.
Honey, have a squat over this fryin’ pan real quick, my chicken’s stickin’.
Enjoy,
Steven
Most well-veiled pan-fried semen reference yet.
This just in: ginger ale in your sinuses hurts!
Just try using it as a sex lube.
:eek:
Sadly, I have tried to cum up with a related story but it has failed. My story library is extensive but not exhaustive and I can only report on things I know first hand.