lost animals move around. all the predictions are right.
I’ve encountered one of these parasites as well- preyed on the ill and elderly whose pets was their best friend, and ‘diagnosed’ illnesses which could be treated by energy healing or speshul foods (guess who was the closest available supplier of said speshul foods? Well done! You’re more psychic that that bitch!).
She ran courses ‘teaching’ how to communicate psychically with your pets too. The mind boggles. I’ve met pond scum with more integrity.
Feh. I can read a dog’s mind from a picture, too:
Same with the dead ones. Dogs are so stupid they can’t figure out they’re dead.
I bet when you’re dead you’ll be too stupid to know it, too. 
That’s because lost dogs want to stay lost, so they send out fake brainwaves as a diversion. Duh!!!
Whoa. What if we’re all dead, and we just aren’t aware of it? :dubious:
:eek::(:mad: You take that back! sob
Then we all have some really weird karma.
I could really use one to tell me if the rabbits around my house are communists or just socialists.
Ask any wolf. They cause earthquakes, floods, and lightning, too. And they’re escapists. Probably.
When does this dog get time to lick his balls? What kind of dog do you even have? I’m starting to think you don’t even have a dog…sheesh!
His balls are long gone, and I don’t let him lick mine.
Just to set the record straight…
Dr. Dolittle didn’t talk to the animals verbally (except with Polynesia the parrot, who taught the doctor how to talk with all the other animals). He used body language. For example, Polynesia taught him that dogs usually use various twitches of their noses to ask questions. This was made clear in both the original book and in the Rex Harrison movie.
Of course, to keep the story uncluttered, all his communications in the rest of the book and in the movie were given in plain spoken English. But you’re supposed to understand that he didn’t really talk with the animals (other than Polynesia) in verbal English.
You wanted your cat’s husband to help you carry the couch? Hey, since he’s such a helpful type, can you have him communicate with the feral cats outside my dorm to get them to stay away?
How often do these pet psychics say the pets are thinking about the quality and quantity of their food? I’m pretty sure that is a paramount concern of Luna’s. That and finding comfy places to sleep.
“Those poor people…”
You can talk to pond scum? Can you teach me how?
I have heard some claim that the pet they’re “talking” to thinks his food is good or poor and that he/she wants better food. They also claim that the animal tells them she thinks her collar is pretty or that he wants to wear a different color of coat. They also occasionally claim that the pet does not like what his humans call him and insists his name is <something else>.
I’m sure there’s a high level of cold reading involved in these things. But I’ve always been the kind of person who walks or drives by a palm reader’s business and snidely thinks “if you know what I’m thinking right now, you’ll come running out of your building to tell me so”. 
Similarly, I always felt that if the psychic hotline was real, they’d be calling ME.
It’s… it’s afraid… IT’S AFRAID ! It’s afraid if you get out of its sightline you’ll never ever ever ever come back again !
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Narcotic and addictive? As opposed to…?
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Narcotic and repulsive. Think Mitch McConnell.
If they knew what I was thinking, they’d probably run away. Or maybe they’d just hide in their shops and hope I didn’t come in. Hey, maybe that is what they’re doing! 
They can’t read your palm while you’re driving, at least not if you’re keeping both hands on the wheel like you’re supposed to.