Name the leader of the Pedant’s Revolt.Which Tyler.
Regards,
Shodan
I am somewhat disappointed to find that it was not General Sir Charles Napier who announced his conquest of the Indian province of Sindh by sending a dispatch saying only “Peccavi”, but rather a joker in Punch magazine, but I still think it counts.
Regards,
Shodan
PS - Peccavi means “I have sinned”. Real wags, those British hegemonists.
Q. What does a puppy and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?
A: A wet nose
ummmm…I ain’t no moderator,…but…isn’t this thread supposed to be about intellectual jokes?
A classics professor takes a pair of torn trousers to a Greek tailor.
Tailor: Euripides?
Prof: Eumenides.
An airliner heading for Europe encounters severe turbulence, and everyone onboard is convinced they are about to crash. One of the passengers is an engineer; he shouts, “If you have a Polish passport, get to the left side of the aisle!” Several people get up and move, and suddenly the shaking stops. Why?
He achieved stability by moving all the poles to the left half-plane.
Two electrons walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a martini.” The second one says, “Darn it, I wanted a martini!”
Too deep for me - a hint?
Regards,
Shodan
The Pauli Exclusion Principle applies to electrons (and other fermions) - it says two electrons cannot be in the same state.
Isn’t a gynecologist an intellectual? 
One atom says to the other atom: “Oh no, I think I lost an electron.”
The second atom says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Thanks. If you were a neutron I would buy you a drink - no charge.
Regards,
Shodan
I think the one which won a previous SDMB thread about intellectual jokes was this one.
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Steven
Someone once asked me if gynecology was a good field to go into. I replied that I’d heard it was looking up.
Noah goes and throws open the doors to the Ark telling all the animals to go forth and multiply. As he moves around the empty hold he finds two snakes in the back.
He asks why are they still here and they reply
“We can’t multiply we’re adders!”
Quickly Noah gathers up some loose timber, hammers out a crude table and turns back to the snakes.
“You’ll be fine now, adders can multiply on a log table!”
I Reversed the Polarity of my reading lamp by pulling out the plug and re-inserting it in the outlet upside down.
Now the lightbulb emits anti-photons!.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Knock knock
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells “We got him!”
Dennis
Binary code is how people with 1 finger count.