This game is based on a simple premise: Take any word in the English language, and assign an alternative, but logical definition to it.
I’ll go first.
Dentist: (n) An automobile mechanic who specializes in collision repair.
Maybe worth adding a new word for the follow up poster to redefine (make sure it has several possibilities though)
polygraph any picture of a parrot.
expert
Expert: One who formerly used the shampoo, “Pert”.
Rapport
A harbor city in which hip-hop is the dominant musical genre.
trampoline
Lubricant for women of loose morals
procrastinate
Computer command to add dreadlocks to any current running process.
contemplate
any additional items included with the template.
subordinate
Any mass of explosive too small to be used as a bomb.
Rectify
Rectify: To put someone in charge of a church parish.
Bronco
Adding an orifice to a container to drain its contents.
Bugaboo
A definite thumbs down to any software feature.
Delineate
exegesis: former messiah
Delineate: Remove the white stripes from the streets and highways.
decry
Decry: To dry one’s tears.
Balustrade
To drop off old ballast and take on new ballast. This was a frequent practice among merchant fleets in the 18th century.
Prismatic
Prismatic: A completely automated facility for the restraint of felons.
Effulgent
PS: Exegesis! Hee-hee!
Effulgent: habitually using the “F” word.
brigade
brigade: beverage popular with imprisoned sailors.
Hey, pinkfreud–where’s our next word?
Sorry, didn’t want to leave one because I might not remember to check back in, and I don’t like being accused of abandoning threads.