This game is based on a simple premise: Take any word in the English language, and assign an alternative, but logical definition to it.
I’ll go first.
Dentist: (n) An automobile mechanic who specializes in collision repair.
Maybe worth adding a new word for the follow up poster to redefine (make sure it has several possibilities though)
polygraph any picture of a parrot.
expert
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
expert
[/QUOTE]
Expert: One who formerly used the shampoo, “Pert”.
Rapport
[QUOTE=Dragwyr]
Rapport
[/QUOTE]
A harbor city in which hip-hop is the dominant musical genre.
trampoline
Lubricant for women of loose morals
procrastinate
[QUOTE=YaWanna]
procrastinate
[/QUOTE]
Computer command to add dreadlocks to any current running process.
contemplate
any additional items included with the template.
subordinate
Any mass of explosive too small to be used as a bomb.
Rectify
Rectify: To put someone in charge of a church parish.
Bronco
Adding an orifice to a container to drain its contents.
Bugaboo
A definite thumbs down to any software feature.
Delineate
exegesis: former messiah
Delineate: Remove the white stripes from the streets and highways.
decry
Decry: To dry one’s tears.
Balustrade
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Decry: To dry one’s tears.
Balustrade
[/QUOTE]
To drop off old ballast and take on new ballast. This was a frequent practice among merchant fleets in the 18th century.
Prismatic
Prismatic: A completely automated facility for the restraint of felons.
Effulgent
PS: Exegesis! Hee-hee!
Effulgent: habitually using the “F” word.
brigade
brigade: beverage popular with imprisoned sailors.
Hey, pinkfreud–where’s our next word?
[QUOTE=Scribble]
Hey, pinkfreud–where’s our next word?
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Sorry, didn’t want to leave one because I might not remember to check back in, and I don’t like being accused of abandoning threads.