Word morphing game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

The idea of this game is to take an ordinary English word and add or change one or more letters to it to make a new but similar word. When you morph a word, provide its definition and then offer an ordinary word of your own for the next Doper. If there’s overlap, just pick one and go.

Here’s an example. Say someone offered possible. Then I might go:

possible -> prossible: somewhere between possible and probable.

Here’s another, table:

table -> chable: a combination chair and table.

Okay, here’s the first candidate…

green

2

Greep – smarmy environmentalist

shoe

3

shocks – shoes and socks

toaster

4

errr, with appropriate bolding, sorry.

5

boaster a toaster that both toasts AND butters your bread (doesn’t exist yet as far as I know - oops- now someone could make millions from my idea :smack: )

elephant

6

Irrelephant: Something that’s obvious and cumbersome but of no real consequence.

Anomaly

7

Chronomaly: Something that doesn’t make sense, time-wise.

disaster

8

Kissaster: An attempt to suck up to the boss that goes horribly wrong.

window

9

windor: A window that either lifts to open or swings wide like a door.

effluent

10

offluen: Waste liquid which no longer flows away
sabotage

11

sobotage bring a project to a screeching halt by being a big crybaby.

clock

12

Weathock Weather Clock. Tells you the time and the current weather/weather forcast These probably exist somewhere already.

Freezer

13

pock A hockey puck that has a working clock face embedded on it to enable hockey players to pay attention to time left in the game better.

Multitude

14

Faultitude : The ignorant masses

Gheezer : Indian Freezer for storing clarified Butter

Centipede

15

Frisbeezer: A very cold plastic disc that people throw to each other in parks. In Antarctica.

Cultitude: A large gathering of brainwashed religious worshippers.

Skinflint

16

Jeezer: Either a freezer for members of the clergy, or one that breaks down all the time leading to vocal expressions of annoyance.

Mulletitude: The bad attitude that mullet-haired men tend to have.

Stereo

17

Stere-O’s Umm a new Kellogg cereal

spank

18

stare-eo - a combination of a rodeo and staring match - very difficult I’d imagine!!!

catastrophe

19

Freason Meterological explantion for the sudden cold snap
Uglitude An assembly of pulcritudinously challenged individuals.
IndecentipedeBawdy chorus line of 50 girls
Slinfling when a skinflint goes wild and buys a round
StireoA drinks stirrer with two prongs.
splank a BIG stick for spanking people

Vomit

20

Shomit: Hungover, you’ve got to shit and vomit at the same time.

Retard