Who’d win?
Hillbillies.
Rednecks live in trailer parks, hillbillies live in the hills…and make you squeel like a pig.
(And I am allowed to say this, being from the self proclaimed “Redneck Capital of California”)
Unfortunately, I would have to go with rednecks on that one. But if we can include a third group, mountain men would kick their collective behinds.
Of just the two though, I would just think that there would be more inbreeding and abuse with the hillbillies. I would hope to be nowhere within 100 miles should such a battle take place though.
Rednecks, due to sheer numbers.
Hillbillies are limited to a regional level, but rednecks are everywhere.
It would seem that rednecks would be able to muster much more people. There are many more across the country who identify as rednecks (not in the typical ethnic slur sense that many Dopers use the term as) than there are hill folks.
I think of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel as the archetypal hillbilly. I think of Bull Connor as the archetypal redneck. So rednecks take it.
I take my previous post back.
Ditka would win, duh.
What game?
Who would be on the two teams? How big would the teams be?
After their game who would the winners face?
Are weapons involved?
Where would the competition take place?
With no more information to go on, I’d say it would be a tie.
Weakest Link
Missing link?
Rednecks may be able to outsmart a hillbilly, because they have better access to public schools. But rednecks are loud and obnoxious, whereas hillbillies are known to be stealthy and quiet, from generations of keeping the location of their stills a secret.
Then there’s the mental telepathy from all the inbreeding. A bunch of them could be having a conversation with eachother, right in front of you, and you wouldn’t even know it.
The hillbillies would win because they would outlast the rednecks. They would hate the rednecks as long as they live, and so would their kin, for the rest of eternity.
Rednecks would be too distracted by NASCAR 
Rednecks win.
Well, shit! I’m convinced.
I am bettin’ on us rednecks, on account of we have more teeth, and our trucks still have tires on the wheels.
Okay, Rednecks win but what’s up with that add advertising “Hillbilly for Sale”
Now that’s really scary.
Crackers would kick both they asses.
Ah! In a one on one fight the redneck wins, but look at what happens with all of them! !
Crackers, Rednecks and Hillbilles are all very impressive.
None of them can stand up to Good Old Boys.
I think hillbillies would win in the long run. Rednecks have the numbers and both are well-matched for meanness, just in different ways. Which group is smarter is debatable.
However, the hillbillies could, well, take to the hills. Hillbillies are terrible good at generations-long fueds after all. Guerilla tactics would take care of any rednecks crystal meth didn’t.