You lost all credibility at that point sweety. 
Don’t stop Believin’.
Stop bashing the bill. Someone’s got to fund their retirement plans.
So why were you even there?? It sounds like you have nothing but contempt for the bands and their white trash (WT) fans.
'Bout like me at a Dixie Chicks concert.
Thanks ultress for being so sweet honey. Because making fun of fried white hair and wife beater tanks makes me an elistist snob…
I went to hang out with my friends who grew up to those bands. They were a tiny bit before my time. But the people watching was pretty fun! That and the contact high from all the mj.
Oh well, what do you expect for an airhead anyway 
Actually the concert was pretty fun but the sets were unimaginably cheesy (picture the sets from a prom band in the eighties). It surprised the heck out of me but it looked like the Smirnoff was sold out–amazing when you consider we had to pay $50 bucks a ticket for crappy seats, damn ticketmaster.
And in case you think I didn’t get into the spirit of things, I had on one of my Harley tank tops and cutoffs and got soused on a truckload of Old Milwaukee before/during and after the concert.
Good times man, good times.
You live in Texas and you drink Old Milwaukee? Don’t let minty hear you say that. He worships at the alter of Shiner Bock. I don’t know what he’d do if he heard this kind of blasphemy… I just don’t know…
Enjoy,
Steven
I am first and foremost a proponent of the proper beer for the proper occasion. Shiner is the beer of choice with cheese, not cheese rock.
Can farts actualy make your pants expand. Although I’ve never spend any appreciable amount of time staring at a butt in farting mode, it doesn’t make any sense to me. The gas is either going to pass through the cloth directly, or would need some sort of valve (i.e pulling of the waistband away from the skin) to release the pressure…
mske it can I guess cause I witnessed it. I think maybe her ummm…anatomy caused it to be forced out. And I don’t know what her pants were made out of but they weren’t just cotton.
As for the Old Milwaukee, I grew up in Green Bay stealing my dad’s beer…that and I can’t stomach Pabst
Umm, you know that Pabst makes Old Milwaukee right?
Enjoy,
Steven
I also found it slightly amusing that the OP speaks of bleached blonde gals. Interesting, given the OP’s handle.
Not that I care or pass judgement, I just chuckled when I read it.
I enjoyed the story- I’m giving you a 9!!
Scout yeah I though of that too…
Mine’s pretty real looking though
Well, yeah it does. I was only being as sweet as you sugar, for downgrading a ‘mass’ of people as white trash when you have no idea of their background, social standing, etc. But then it’s probably ok cause you were in the crowd and must have fit in to some extent since they didn’t bother you. And well, as you say, what can you expect from an airhead anyway except more of the continuing same. You haven’t failed us yet.
ouch
Why did you sit there staring at her asshole, especially after the first fart?
See, I mentioned that I did fit in so that’s really not an issue.
And Christ woman have you never people watched before?
Diane, it was a concert, couldn’t escape…I did stand up after the first one, but her butt was still in my space and easily seen.
Oh and Ultress sweety, you want me to bring up the whole ‘airhead’ comment? Cause I will and I think it speaks badly of you…
And how on earth could you deny that
are not white trash?
And to the bitch brigade, it’s a story…enjoy it. Quit being catty, jealous snots. Live a little.
Sure, I people watch, but when I come up with disparaging conclusions based on someone’s mode of dress, I try to keep it to myself because I know it’s the ugly side of myself that would sneer at someone for being of a certain, shall we say, social class. It’s just mean-spirited. People ought to be able to dress how they want and wear their hair how they want without my concerning myself. The farting, not so much.
Then again, maybe my ire is up because I actually like Journey.
I couldn’t believe Tommy Shaw actually agreed to do this. Didn’t he claim to loathe what Styx became at the hands of Dennis DeYoung? And Didn’t Steve Perry, like Dennis DeYoung, fall out with their bands after leaving them for health reasons? I watched a lot of Behind the Music a few years ago.