I saw this last night, and personally, I enjoyed it. Would have prefered paying matinee prices for it, but it was still fun.
One thing everyone seems to be bitching about is the “dragons eat ash” thing. Personally, I don’t mind this too much. In Terry Pratchet’s books, dragons eat things that chemically will help with their fire breathing. I don’t know what type of chemicals and all that stuff that the dragons needed to live and breathe fire, but in terms of that, it doesn’t sound all that inane. I do think they’d prefer meat over ash, but when meat is in a thick metal casing dousing you with water and ash is right there, why go through the hassle?
And as for the troups waltzing into the trap, well, convoys usually travel in straight lines, and no knowing the area, they didn’t know they were going to get stuck in a dead end. Of course, having a helicopter flying recon would have been an easy way to avoid that, but, whatever.
One thing I had issues with was, if the flames come from glands that secrete stuff, shouldn’t there be a limit to how much fire they can breathe in a specific amount of time? They said the glands are in the mouth, so they musn’t have been that big, but apparently they’re big enough for one dragon to fire one continuous stream for a minute or so to kill all the military guys, then torch an entire castle, and then torch it some more. I’d guess the dragon used his breadth for a good five minute stint, and looking at the amount of fluids that spewed forth to produce the flames, that seemed like a bit much.
Also, I was rather upset with Van Zan’s death. That shot of him flying through the air is WONDERFULLY cheesy (that shot in the trailer sealed my “I gotta see this” factor), so the fact he didn’t even hit the thing with the axe was rather upsetting.
And why would the King Daddy stay in the same place for 18 years?
Eh, overall, it was fun. It was military men vs. Dragons, and it worked for me.