IMPOrTANT!!!
Please! Note!!! The FOLLOWingIs ONly “MY"ramblings(Sp?) aBOOT A movie that “I” was PRESENT<SomeWHAT!.>(Yea, ChristMAS!, what a joyOUS/(Fr. Joyeux. Can’t ESCAPE The Past[Ever!!!]!) Scam. GOD! Bless CAPITALism!) For,” ‘Least"I" THINK![AND THEREfore “I” AM!]. Do NOT! Take ANYthing “I” Have TYPEd toBe(Or Not To Be![If the MAN(Shakespeare[Sp?]COULDN’t Get IT RIGHT, WHY ! sOULD “i” be[sEE preCEEDING.]EXpected too!<Exclamation!(Pleanty MORE To COME! [DON"T PANIC(I Find! GREAT!!! Comfort in THAT!)It ONLY GETS WORSE!!![Trust Me!])My HEARTfelt Opinion!!. Here GOES…
Man, what can I say… I believe the French (according to all my years in French
Immersion[3, Err, I mean “Trios!”.) have a word for, umm… Something to do with 7
days, whatchamacallit, Umm(Sp?)(This might come up a lot.) Semaine… Umm… Week,
Yeah weak, That’s it ! SPELLED"(Sp? Witha CAPITAL W… E… A…K!!!). Weak is the
only way to describe it. Granted I’m not a person who has ever read any of the D n’ D
shite<Emphais)EXTREME!).>. However Man poor, Piss Poor!!!(SORRY TOO ALL
THOSE WHO’SE(Sp?) DREAM’S I’VE SHATERED!!!)[See LATER referance too
“Suess, Dr.”] Poor, poorly done Sci Fi too say the LEAST! (But I MUST!![ODD! That
DESIRE! TO GO ON!] Continue), Poor animation techniques learned by High
Schoolers(Sp?) World wide. Can we mention cross over’s(Sp?) By THE
“Douzaines”(France,[They “SPEAK” “Francais”Or so I’ve Benn led to beLIevVE[Cedire
or something to THAT Effect!](ALL THe Frogs CAN Back ME up on that!](Or so I
HOPE!)[Sorry if you take that the WORNG! way, IT’s NOT Meant to UPset AnyONE!)
to any other Sci Fi movie created ! EVER!!!). Starts off kinda weak like Street
Fighter/Mortal Kombat WEAK. Poor IMPORT Kung Fu/Martial Arts meant To PLEASE
THE Avereage JOE! WEAK!!! (The first one, The first one thanks to FOX, GOD Bless
COPS! And Other such Educational American “REALITY BASED” TeleVISION
Programme’s(WE Too, HAve such shows. However We TEND NOT! To “SHOOT”
EachOTHER As Much![Not like it HASN”T Happened, TABER Incident and
all(LOADS! MORE! To Tell but thats not a CHEERY PICTURE To escribe at
ALL!)][“We’Re A MILLION TIMES”(Perhaps “BILION” Like as IN BILL
GATERS
[Quote: “Lucky Bugger!”, Describes it more appropriatley!]
BETER!!! @
Hockey![[Not That I am of Sound Mind! To Represent “The BEST COUNTRY IN THE
WORLD” To L”I”(Can’t miss the Exclamation! Of I!!!, Very IMPORTANT! TO
ME!!!)[Another IMPORTANT! PersON!] ve IN! EVER!!!(Or so “I”’ve been led to
BELIEVE!, Yet again by those communist[Who KNOWS! WHY! You Yank’s{Derog.
Sorry!!! )[ These things cant be HELPed!][See YET! AGAIN! Referance to the
BEATles!]) State!) Man! All(Copious amounts!) the DRUGS/Other SUBSTANCE[‘S]
ABUSED!!!) WEAK!!!. But(What CAN YOU DO![Whatever!] that is one of the many prevelant themes! Boo
Yeah!(LIKE To “SHOUT OUT!” My “LOVE[Such a HallMark term!] For
EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!) for all the “Maze”(What a concept![NOT!!]/Jonny cage
style action, no Acting!,Emphasis!> needed there, all repeated moves from the Major
Kung Fu movies (‘cept[So What! It’s the “COOl” Way to CONVEY THE TERM!] Romeo
Must Die)[KICKED ASS!!! Filmed IN “CANADA”] all from THE WHOLE
“ASIAN”(You KNOW! YOU! Produce the BEST!!! OF EVERYTHING!!!) CONCEPT
OF Street Figther/to Mortal Kombat type genre(My Haven’t WE Progressed/Evolved!).
And all of that reminecess’(Sp?)o/PANGS Of Indiana Jones(You’ll know when you see
it!)[Man IT’s NO! Brainer Connection(Ref. James Burke, Coolest DUDE! ALIVE!!!),
ALL!!! of them, 'Specailly(See ABOVE.) the last ONE!, The Scene with
“Dragon’s”(SPOILER: THEY DON’T PLAY A KEY ROLE TO THE STORY. IT’S
REALLY JUST A HORRIBLE TEEN/Litle Tyke[Pokeman!] Type DEAL.(A ROTEN!
ONE! At That!!!). Boo YEAH!!!, Way To KURRUPT(Sp?)(And Gram.)[Not REALLY,
I MEANT THAT One!]Litte KIDS!(Enjoying The “GOLDEN”(LIT.![AtLeast that is what
they attempted to teach US! In School.)AGE!” SO THAT THEY STAB!!!
EachOTHER{Happened Here Folk’s! In The Great WHite North, MOntreal(FRENCH.
GO FIGURE!) If I"M NOT! Mistaken!) (FOR THE [Grain of Salt!] THAT! (SHOULD!
Be Taken with!) CARDS!!!) Man! Who Would of thought a “DigiMon”(Royalities
PENDING![In alll Seriousness What The!/”Qu’Est Que C’Est!”[Fr. Again!])
CHARACTER WHOULD OF SURFACED IN THE MOVIE!!](Giant Floating
Eyeball/Head THINGY![Some SOrt of Digi/Poke/WhatEver/WhoReallyCaresIf
AtAllWhaSoEver!). The second of only less then half a dozen Scenes(I Use the
“TERM”[Coined BySomeONE MuchMORE! IMPORTANT ! Then ME!].) with
“Dragon’s”(Going by the TITLE I, for ONE, WOuld of THoughT! THEEEY WERE AN
INTEGRAL PART OF THE STORY!!!) in it(Not many more Scences[See Above.] with
Dungeons in it either.). Nothing new here folks, At ALL!, WhatSoEver!!! Just all
architypel(Sp?) Myths fully founded, in alll forms. Jeremy Irons tried “SO” Hard! to act
it’s something it’s Funny! (If there WAS ONLY An AWARD For the POOREST
ACTING! [He WOuld/Will For Sure!](of WON! Hand’s DOWN!) Categorey!!!) More
so then any of the "Conan The Barbarian(Whatever “Arnie’s”(I Too FEEL The NEED to
call him by a INTIMATELY(Sp?)Affectionatley NAME!) “COOL”(A TERM Used
“Loosely” By my “Peers!”) as the “Terminator”(WHO’S To SAY This ISNT(?)[THINK
About It?] “TRUE” Either ?(See Latter Ref. To “The
Transformes!”)/Dumbest’/Awkwardest(Sp?)/Character around, Ever!. Who say’s YOU
MUST Be ABLE TO “ACT”(Quite Dramatic WHEN ACTUALLY! Done!) To BE[OR
not to Be for the FEW Who “Possess”(Sp?)Reg. Linda Blair/ “The Exorcist”] Not a
SCARY Movie In Any Aspect!) AN ACTOR!!!.(Character in all forms, Any FILM, Past
OR Present![Haven’t SEEN “6TH DAY” Yet!" However NOT EXPECTING MUCH !!!)
series. My vote(However much that’s worth, IN the WHole SCHEME OF THINGS!) for
best “Comedy”(It is AMAZINGLY Funny When your WRECKED. You ARE “ABLE”
To “Disect” The FIlm in its entirety, ALL! Of IT!. Really!!!) of the year(Really any
YEAR FOR THAT MATTER!!!. Ever!![Can’t get enough of those “Sugar Crips!”)[In
MY case it’s more like”Ever!!!”’s, Or “exclamation”[Read further to UnCOVER the
MYSTERY[Not like there was ANY! IN the Movie!]ous and “MAGIC”[Which is
“PLAYed” UPon inthe film”(That was “COOL”[See Prev.!)Before EVERYbody
GOT”INTO” it!] That Was an ORIGNAL! Idea for my[Not actually affiliated too Or
WITH in ANY! Way, Shape Or Form!!!] “Genereration”{Man! the “Guess WHO(NoT!
THose other guys] We’re “COOL” Too!, THEY “STILL” ARE! GOOD! Pals O’(See
latter IRISH Ref…] (SOrry! FOr the INTER uption!)Mine “PERformed with them at
the”Grey CuP’[Cna, Ed. Of YOur SUPER bowl, But Better CUZ ITS
“OUR”S!”](Eventhough the VAST, and I MEan VAST! Majority of all the CFL[Go
Stamps Go!]. Yeah baby!(Mike Meyeres, ANother CANadian EXport!)] We’LL WIN! IT
NeXT YEAR!. For SURE! This TIME “I” Promise!). THIS FLick, And THIS FLick
ONLY!!! (HEY! Any of you Ubergeeks(Sp?) contact me for the free D n’ D booklets that
came with the FREE advanced show please list an offer(2 of ‘em, Kinda Fancy, Or
Something. I THINK.(I REALLY Wouldn’t KNOW OtherWise!), I bet there worth
something to someone.(I HOPE!!!) Man talk about ANY! BIG/Widely POPular Sci Fi
STYLE Movie that’s been Widely popular EVER!!! and it’s “PLAYS” a prevelant in this
Movie. “Star Wars” galore!(Luke SkyWalker’s is a/THE[Biggest] pussy in the entire
Universe)[Why fight when YOU have the JEDI talents.] You’ve(For my American
Bretheran[Ya’ll] have thoe ENTIRE “QUEEN” (As IF you/ya’ll could expect MUCH
from any person Not FAMILIAR with economics/or MY” Yet UNRealeased novel ” How
TO Run THe SHow, and by that “WE” MEAN ALL! Of iT! The WHOLE Magic Aspect
is the most powerful in ALL?/ MOST Readily availible, “Force”)Yeah that”Luke[Pussy] I
am YOUR Father! GIVE IN To THe DARK Side! Thing Comes Up!(WHO would of
thought it “PLAYS’ Out Exactly LIKE “Star Wars”(Sorry Monsueir[Fr. It MEANS MR.,
Honest!] Lucas IF “I”ve ENTERed DELicate WATERS!] in the Universe, and yet NO
ONE ever uses it ‘cept for dire {ONE Or Two That “I” Am ABLE To REcall!) situations.
Man The only Mage(Magi, She’s a Chick) we get to know is the HOT Chick(SORRY If
I’m SEXIST, Just the way “MY” Universe works!) from “National Lampoon’s Vegas
Vacation(Audrey Griswold AKA. Something/Whatever else!)ATleast thats what “I”
Think.”, and yet her “Divine” powers are used only merely once or twice. Talk about
EXCESS POWER granted to those Least likely able to wield it!!!(CAN"T EXAGERTE
THIS POINT ENOUGH!!!<Exclamation!.>. DESPITE MY CARELESS USAGE OF
“Exclamation Points” And “Capital” LETTERS!!!)[SORRY!!! I’mREALLY Wrecked!
GOD Bless THursdaTs, Or Whatev’r DAY IT IS!](“I” For ONE Feel It IS! Important!!!
Speaking of Sci FI, “THE Transformers Movie”(IT’ll Be COOL When IT
Hapen’s[Optimus Prime a 1^(To The POWER OF[FOr those(Many)Of Us who didnt
GET my ATTEMPT at TRYing to Emplo(Thats a LEVER WRod. I VOTE For “ME’ To
Win Whatever ever AWARD Is AVAILible!)1 000 000( TIMES !)(x[TAKE YOUR
Pick!, It’s Not going to HURT “MY” FELings!) BETTER Then Rodimus
Prime[Pussy!!!(PERhaps MOREso than LUKE[If thats POSSIBLE!<Exclaimed.!>]}, The
whole “YOu GOT The TOUCH” Track/Song runs Rampant! through You’re
Head(Shoul’d BE Capitals Cuz IT’s THE MOST IMPORTANT/Central THing IN THIS
WHOLE EPIC[‘S!!!](Thats RIGHT! FOR SURE Bet “Place” Money on there being a
follow-up to this WHOLE SHEbang!!!{Or YOU could just send{Oh! PLEAE! Could
SomeONE, ANYone PLEASE! Send!} “ME” SAID Currency(Sp?).)
UNIVRESE<Exclamation Infinitum !!!>{I wish! SomeONE could HELP! “ME”
UNDERstand the Whole “UNIVERSE” Deal/CONcept/THINGaMaJIG. It Really DOES
“Boggle”(POPular/UnPOPular Word game!{All dependant On Which “SIDE” Of
“SAID” PRoVERB”I”al Fence YOu Stand ON!( OR don’t! WhatEVER, NOT like I RUN
the SHOW, YET!)]Ver). “And Now For SomeTHING Compleatley(Sp?)
Different!”(GOD Bless THE ENTIRE! Cast of”Monty Python” For ALL! The
“Differance THEY HAVE MADE!!) Truly(And “I” Mean it this time!) ONE Of HTE
GRETest TV Shows! Ever!!! AnyWHOS(Sues, Dr.Ref.){SOON To COME!,
HOPEfully!] As the Main Plots in the story Develop”S”!(What An OxyMoron[News
Radio: Swiss CHeese!](Go F”I“gure. Don’t really get it MYself, but Dave Folley’s
(CANDAIAN, Like There ARE ANY! Other POEPLE ABOIND!)[i.e. Bob And Doug
McKenzie, SCTV(Check it up on Napster! Beer Hunter, GOOD Stuff!!!)[This USED!
To Make The SLIGHTest Bit Of SENSE To “ME”!, TELL “ME” “I”f(Can’t
UNDERestimate the UTmost “I”mpotance of “I”!!!) [“I”f you CAN MAKE Sense oF iT!,
PLEASE!!], And THerefore COOL!!!)[Kids In THe Hall!!! Hecubis, Sodium Pentathol,
Yeah for CHEMISTRY!!! Can’t STRESS THIS ENOUGH !!!,<Emphasis!.>) Man That
Would of crossed Over PERFECT! (We’ll It’ll make Sense IF! You’ve seen both[I’m
Guessing Any of YOU Reading this THREAD will Have!].) The WHOLE 80’S Concept
is “COOL”! Not to mention “I”T mention’s “THE MATRIX”
Paradigm(ProNOUNced:Pear-ah-Dig-‘EM, THATS Right, “EM”.)[Also IS A BIG!!!
THEME IN THE MoVIE!!!(Lol, VIE as in “LIFE”, FRENCH For “LIFE”, Get iT!, Lol,
WOuldn’t OF Expected YOU Too! Until YOue SAT THROUGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!
FILM!). Who would of thought WE(As a Whole[CAN”T “BLAME!” ANy INDividuals!
It WAS! A “Group EFORT!!, ALL of IT!] could have been SO Dumb! IT"S ALL Gonna
Come TUE, (IT HAS TO!) IT JUst makes SENSE!(Sp?)[Or WHATEVER< NOT Like
the majority of Poeple! ON!!! T.V>!!!{ANYone who CAN TELL “ME”!!! Where I!
Can FIND the song from The “TWITCH CITY!” [DonMcKeller, YET ANother COOL
Canuck!]Episode Where the BAND Moves! IN!!! ANd play’s There(CouldBE IT"S NOT
!!! There ARRANGEMENT< BUT! SomeONE ELSE"S IS!!)!!! VERSION Of
Somebodies"Patty Something O’Rather’s"(SORRY! IF I’ve O’fended The Irish. Not LIKE
I MEANT TOO!> THIS STUFF!!! Just Happens!!! [Face it!!]Being OF SCOTTISH(The
DIVINE RACE!!!. WHAT? Like YOU Thought OtherWISE!)[IT MOST LIKELY
ISN"T PATTY AT ALL!!!] OF “Don’t Stand In The SubWAY[Lol, used too work there,
NOT! WORTH!!! THE EFFORT!!!] Station” This MOVIE Fit’s in BETTER with the
80’S Scene Then “IT DOES NOW!”. MAN, AND BLACK PEOPLE/[I.E.(Not “a” Ref.
To BillGates’s INTerNET BrowsER] Marlon WAYANS?(No Disrespect WHAT
SoEVER, YOu GUY"S Are Calling THE “SHOTS” ALL THE POWER TO USES"(Sp?.
Not REALLY)[IT’s a GLASWEGIEN(Sp?) TERM, LOOK IT UP!!!] African
Americans/My Hommies(Hommie Claus(E)(Sp?)[Christmas IS Comming]!!!(Marlon
WAYANS “I” BeLIVE Played This Character On”ILiVING COLOUR(Can. Spelling.
It’s Right, TRUST ME!) And Portrayed Hommie Cluas(E)(Sp?) LOADS BETTER!!!
Yeaaaaaaahh[Father TED. Too BAD! He’s DEAD!!! Tragedies Are Always Happening
to People LEAST DEServing of THEM! Brilliant!!! SHOW!!!,Exclamation!.>) Talk
About A Stereo(In The DIGITAL AGE! It Should be Dolby 7.1 Stereo!!!) Type,
Portrayed Nothing MORE THEN A THIEF/SideKick/Comedy Relief !!! Shame, Shame
ON The BIGgot Producer’s! Man AngloSaxon IS The MINORITY(NO!
DISRESPECT!)( As IF We Should BE portrayed As THE HERO! IN HiStory!(I’mA
BIG! (GiNormous[YOU Never KNOW. IT COULD! Be a WORD!)FAN! Of
DaRWIN!!!, THat way we’re reallY ALL!!! THE SAME!!) Not LIKE In Ancient Times
US Briton’s DID Much ‘Cept WELCOME Intruders!![Good Ole’ Gran’Pa, Let The Stories
ROLL!!!.] I Mean Someone HAD TO GIVE IN To The NAZI’S!) O.K, All THE JOKES
were (SUPER IMPOSED(NAW, That’s Now’t(This “I” Know FOr FACT IS! A Word!)
the PROPER WORD)/TRIED WAY!!!)Thats beter![MUCH!]) TOO! Hard!!!)Were
From STAIN’S(Think THERE Could Be a NORSE/Elfen/Or WhatEVER He Was Name
For a Coloured Fella!{RIP! THERE’S THE BIGGEST Surpirse, HE DID"NT
LIVE!!!/Come Back From NEAR DEATH[Like “A” broken Collar Bone/Shoulder
INfliction(‘least thats what i FIGure HE suffered.) Could BE THAT BAD!!! The
BLACK NIGHT DOESN"T Give UP!!! (Ref. MOoty Python(Chicken! Run Away Will
Ye’! YOU YELLOW(THEM”S FIGHTing WOrds)Bellied… Come Back And I’ll BITE
YOUR Legs OFF!!!(NEVER! Give UP!)[Man AS IF! You Can’t HELP! But
Remember[The ENTIRE!(Not A BAD Thing At ALL!]“Search For The Holy Grail” And
“Life Of Brain” Watchig this Horrible Movie!!!].). Doesn’T Even” Come BACK” LIKE
YOU THINK HE SHould (+10 For THAT THink! the Dragon’s[Very Minor ROLE! Not’ Too
Mention SUPER Obvious GAPS THAT YOU Are OBLIGATED/supposed.REQuired to
Figure Out YOURself!!!)[Many, MANY TIMES OVER!!!, And Over AGAIN! Like
How THE HOT! Chick[MUCH BIGGER ROLE Then Thora(ZENA/All the other T.V.
Servies That DEPICTS PRE_ROMAN Times!!! Shite!])(MAY Be Obvious To THOSE
Who KNOW Anthing ABout the SAGA! Like THERE’S Many OF YOU In EXIStance.
As Far AS “I”’m CONCERned YOU Would HAVE ALL! Been Wiped Out In High
School Speaking of SAGA, Two WOrds(Not VERY BIG! ONES!
Mind you!) THE NORSE!. The Blatant Use of RED Haired Lads!(Who
HeRE![WHEREever THAT MAY! BE!] HAS Not Harboured SECRET(Not for LONG!)
Desires TO Be(Or Not to BE, Whatever WAS the QUESTion!) A VIKING!!! ‘Cept
THEY ARE PORtrayed AS ELVES!(Perhaps GOOD News to those who know anything
about the whol Deal! Most LIKELY Too fit IN with the Story(Like MY Good! Pals!!!
From SCANDINAVIA(Sp?)(LEIF AND HIS FAMILY)[O.K. Not THAT GOOD!] Are
PORTRAYED AS DIM!!!, Very, VERY DIM!!! BUT Valiant(+10. Yeah Norse!!!)
However EXTREMELY Loyal!!!) Gaurds to The THRONE!. Man, With ALL The
POWER ENTRUSTED Upon HIM, You’d THINK! He’d Have SOME SAY IN The
SHOW! WRONG again JACKo!!! (Want A’ Proper BodyGaurd! Can’T GO Wrong!
With SHORT PEOPLE! Loyal TO THE VERY END!!! Man!) PerHaps IT Was All
THE Alcohol I Consumed BEFORE/During THE SHOW! Or MayBe IT WAS All The
Stimulants!![Yeah for ALL those PARTlY RESPONISBLE for GIVING “ME” A
“Hand(By “HAND” “I” Really MEAN “Specific Illicit Substances, AND HOW! To
ABUSE Them!{ANoTHER NoVEL[IDEA] CURRENTly In The WORKS[Non-Microsft
Related!] By “Moi”[Fr. “Me”]!)” “Et”(Fr. “AND”) By which to GUIDE “Me”(Just
LIKE Windows “Me”[Millenium] But NOT So MUCH as too INFRINGE UPon Unca’
Bills rights to PROFIT IMMENSLY(Sp?)(MORE “MONEY” Then “I” Could Spend Ina
LIFEtime.) Who KNOWS!!! But The “BEST LINE” In The
WHOLE<Exclamation!.>(ANd YES, “I” Do MEAN Entire ProductION!) was when the
(Scandinavin Night/Kevn COstner[A GOOD! Pal of mine had LUNCH with him DOwn
somewheres important.[ He’s GOT the PicS TO PROVE IT!!!][Just a GUESS all YOU
“D n’D “Peeps”] Exclaims “If I Ain’t “DRINKING”[Apparently It’s What ALL Notherner’s
Do!] Your{Addressing THe MAGE(Whatever You CALL The HOT! CHICK!!!I made
Ref. TO BeFORE!] You Ain’t Shopping!!!”" Man!<Exclamation!> ONLY TIME I
Laughed WHen i Was SUPOSSED TO!!![Sexist, But True To THe OVERALL EFFECT
Of The Movie!!!]. “The Matrix”, and OfCOURSE tHose “TIMEX” Commercials", Man
IT’s ALL COVEReD’(Sp?)[Allof IT. REally] For SURE, “IT MUST BE” The “WORST”
Adaptation From TEXT to FILM, EVER!!!. ,Exclamation!(NOT EsPECAILly
ReQUIREd But fits NICEly!](Or ATleast “I”Was lead to BElive!) Great STUFF
IF!<EmphaSIS duely(Sp?) NOTEd!!> Your IN DIRE! NEED!!! Of A Laugh. Go SEE IT,
YOu SHALL NOT! Be DISappointed!!!(Unless your a SENSEible PERSON.[“I”
Question YOUr AUTHORity to MAKE these DECISions OFR YOUrselves!] IT"S
RUBBISH!!! With a CAPITAL “G” As in GarBage!!!) ANe-ways, THIS IS
ONLY!!!(Can’t STRESS!!! THIS! ENOUGh! Either.) ONE Person’s Opinion.
(GOD[MAN THERE IS EVEN QUITE FEW!(Albiet TOO!!! Many Rerances to th"Hitch
Hikers(Sp?)[Like it matters!!! YOU GET! The POINT.]Guide To The Galaxy"(I
[PERSONally!]Feel IT SHOULD Be CHANGEd IMMEDeatley!!! TO
“UNIVERSE!!!)[It only makes THE MOST! SENSE. Not like the “GUIDE IS MEANT
TOO!” But Still!]. “DON’T PANIC”(Can’t HELP! But “LOVE”(HallMark!". Don’t
WANT TO INFRINGE ON ANYthing patented! Do you Think THAT EINSEIN
STOLE!!(Scandlous! His[So CalLED IDEAS from Other PEeps! ] WOULdnt THAT! Be
a WHOREiiffying(Sp/)[Note really an ISSUE, At this! POINT !][WHO!(Suess was the!
Biggest BIGgot!! Of THme ALL!!, Or SO I’ve read. Yet AnOther “Just”TRUST” Me
sorta deal!] HIS So-CalLED(SO-Cal is the way to go as far as Classic American
Affluence GOES!!![Im Talking(WEll not really talking, ONLY! To
MYself1)[aBOOT(No CANADiAn Has EVER!,Exclamation!.> ProNounced it this
way!)CARs!. Muscle(ProNounced Musk-Elle[Trust Me!].Cars!)(Mean’t as a “Term Of
Enderement”. Honest!) Sounds much like a DIRECT! Descendnt from the
Scandinavians. Can’t HELP! But POINT OUT! the Obvious! Elves! Theyre ALL! Evil/
and(Yes! Its a SMaLL! Word, BUT Very! IMPORTANT! NONE The LEss!) Loyal too
SomeONE MORE! Important!!!))ANY OF!!! (Exclimated cuz of “I”’TS
“Absolute”IMPRTANCE!) The aFOREmentioned IS SOLEly(Sp?)[Who KNOWS
ANYmore! Perhaps its spelled with a “Y”.] Is to ONLY!(2 Quote; “The MOST!
Important “DATA”(Or REALLY ANYthing that fits BETter then”DATA”[Not talking
aboot androids here! YouBe The JUDGE, Go aHEAD!] for that matter is Most often
UNDERstated!)[Courtesey of MYself!](CHEERS! FOr ALL THose who HAVE
Supported MY Bid For PRESIDENT-SEE in the You - Ess oF Eh!.[Gotta “LOVE’(See
HallMark!)Bit O’CANAD”I”An”I”sm, ‘LEast “i” do!)
[Quoted:"I DEMAND! A
ReCOUNT!!![GOD BLESS! Florida, Your PROcrastination HAS MADE! IT POSSIBLE
For MY Nation![CANDA!(I Do NOT!!, I REPEAT! NOT!! REPRESENT! Any of US(,
not the “You” “Ess”, But Us as meaning Canadians[Go figure that the U.S IS the MOST
PREVELEANT NATION IN ANY AFFAIR!!! IT APpears MOST! Often in SPeach,
WHO Can HELP IT. (That’s! A FACT!!!)!]
!)[The BeatLes ARE!!! THE !!! All TIME
GREATEST!!! BAND.!!! EVER!!!])Just THOUGHT[Now THATS! AN ODD!
Concept!!!]I Would CLEAR THAT UP!(The ONLY! Way to gGO![=10 For BEing so
Clever!) FOr Y’AL!!!)[Yes. It’s TRUE! I SuppORT THE Evolution OF SPeech! Just
“I”mag”I”ne where “WE” would Be I’f Peeps still PROnounCED it
“ASS-Kuh-Ess”[WeDo Up Here By the WAY!] “i”nstead oF “AXE’. [Darwin was a
Great Guy!] However I’ve Spent,<Way.> TOO! Much TIME!!![ANotherODD! Concept.
TIME. Whats The DEAL With that. Mull(et!, Lol) That OVEr in Your Wee
Noggin’s!!?] With this THREAD< HOPE YOU Enjoy!><End.!.><Ecl”I”mated(Of
Cousre![Like “I”d HAVE “I”t ANYOther WAY!).><Period.> <DOT.>< Eclamation!.>
!!!(Can’t Go! WRonG!!! WithExcess Exclamation{Again REQuesting ya’ll HAVE
FAITH! In my Preachings!)[A SEINFeild(Sp?)[SomeTing To Do WITH Elaine I
presume, YES! I BELIVE! SO.] Never(Has YET! TO See! WHO! CAN!
BLAME!(When you take the TIME to think! aBoot it ya’ll KNOW “I”m Right!)(OF
Sorts! Perhaps IT IS ONLY! The Beginning. WHO! KNOWS!!![I For ONE! Don’t.]
OPPS! Man! I Can’t EVEN Spell “OOPS!”, TIME[ Yet AnOther very! ODD!!! Concept!
Yet AGAIN!] For SLEEP!!!. Sweet Dreams(I mEAN! That with ALL Trueset
SinceriTEE!. I really DO!(honEST!)
