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MPSIMS: Dopefests, dating, and drivel.

The BBQ Pit: Morphing into GD one war thread at a time, you cocksocket.

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ATMB: Post whatever you want, they won’t find it till weeks later, and by that time you would have already taken your cyanide.

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Hamster Poop

Witty, insightful and compelling responses to threads that you really, really had thought up and posted, only they didn’t show up for some reason.

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