The OPs idea is so innovative that someone should write a novel or story with it as a plot point some time.
I do like how people are whipping out answers to the OP though.
Virgin month is finally over.
Two problems there:
- Lacking opposable thumbs, tiger have difficulty brandishing bananas…
- Being fricking tigers, they don’t need any goddamn fruit weapons.
Always run from a knife; always rush a gun.
We so need this smilie. It’s unfortunate the mods would never allow animated smilies.
Daphne: “It’s not like men have never used sex to get what they want.”
Frasier: “How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!”
I can’t believed that nobody registered as " Dominatrix" until now.
Dammit, we agreed not to tell them!
You’re SO out of the club now!
What did the Doper say to the Dominatrix?
Nice rack!
Thankyou, thankyou, I’ll be here all… ducks thrown banana
I tried out “DominatrixBunny”, but it sounded like I should be on a porn site.
And Dominatrix is a retired accountant, according to her profile. Maybe it’s just me (don’t hit me! don’t hit me!) but for some reason I just can’t wrap my head around a retired accountant being a dominatrix! 
:eek:
Men can exploit women through sex and children, too, and to a far greater degree. A man can successfully reproduce, and get his offspring to adulthood, just by spending a single night with a woman, and then skipping town, leaving her to do all the work. Nothing a woman can do is comparable to that.
Unless, of course, you’re counting “woman not letting a man exploit her” as “woman exploiting a man”?
banana
Think about it : hours of explaining minutiae of double-entry bookkeeping and special tax regimens. While stepping on your nuts.
Goats have no incisors and do a weird raspy suckling thing when you put something in their mouth. The full answer is left as an exercise for the reader.
That won’t wok. I banana use that word too often.
ETA: Apparently when I make stirfry!
ZOMG it’s Conchita
I wish I could express how exponentially better this thread has made my day. Welp, I’m off to wield my vagina, now.
Of course, the ultimate weapon is the bananavagina.
In a better world, this would be a popular catchphrase…