Relax, it's only dirt - what are *your* household standards?

Don’t wear undershirts. Change my shirt every day, twice if I worked.

I aim to wash all the sheets every two weeks or so (I’ve got v. comfortable flannel sheets) but I forget a lot. I never sleep under the loose top sheet, so sometimes I’ll just tuck it in on top of the fitted sheet and sleep on that.

Don’t have a cat; take out the trash every two days (or whenever it gets full).