Have you forgotten her vocal cord problems? To get her in the movie we’ll need Evil Inc. resources, and EI is dedicated to making the world worse.
MY EYES!
No Tom Cruise?!!? Well there goes my first choice for the Munchkins.
Can we at least arrange so that witch Glinda gets hers?
Aunt Em - Diane Lane
Uncle Henry - Morgan Freeman
Dorothy - Kerry Washington
Glinda - Monica Bellucci (My first thought was Jennifer Aniston but since I’m hoping to make a GOOD movie…)
Wicked Witch - Hellen Mirren
Scarecrow - Tilda Swanson
Tin Man - Matthew Lillard
Lion - The Rock, Duane Johnson
Oz- Samuel L. Jackson, “Get these mf-ing monkeys out of the mf-ing Emerald City!”
Director - Zach Snyder, cause I liked Watchmen
Where’s my oscar?
Dorothy should be played by Saoirse Ronan.
Or Chloe Moretz.
[QUOTE=G0sp3l;14583537Aunt Em - Diane Lane
Uncle Henry - Morgan Freeman[/QUOTE]
Mixed race marriage? In Hollywood? Never gonna happen
I need Dorothy to be a young girl, like she’s supposed to be, not an almost adult. Let’s make it a children’s movie again, and fuck that dream shit - Oz was real!
Also, mixed race couples are just fine as long as the woman’s going white - a black chick or an Asian chick can be hooked up just fine with a white man. :rolleyes: But no white woman can go with an Asian man or a black guy. Wasn’t there a report that said Asian men are like the least desired men in this country?
No matter. I’ll keep my chinese boy.
I totally, totally agree Helen Mirren must be in there somewhere, though.
I’d swap these two.
Don’t remake good movies. Remake the bad ones.
Because…?
My pick is Justin Timberlake for the Scarecrow. I can actually see him doing it justice.
It’s being done on the West End
Wizard of Oz is a musical based on the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz and L. Frank Baum’s 1900 novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The adaptation is by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Jeremy Sams. The musical uses all of the Harold Arlen and E. Y. Harburg songs from the film and includes new songs and additional music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and additional lyrics by Tim Rice.
Dorothy Gale – Danielle Hope
Alternate Dorothy – Sophie Evans
The Wizard of Oz/Professor Marvel – Michael Crawford
Scarecrow/Hunk – Paul Keating
Tin Man/Hickory – Edward Baker-Duly
Cowardly Lion/Zeke – David Ganly
The Wicked Witch of the West/Miss Gulch – Hannah Waddingham
Glinda the Good Witch of the North – Emily Tierney
Auntie Em/Munchkin Barrister – Helen Walsh[18]
Uncle Henry/Philippe/Head Guard – Stephen Scott[18]
Toto – Four different West Highland Terriers alternate in the role.[19
Wait…what? This revisionist casting thing is going way too far.
Too late. It was already remade as The Wiz with Michael Jackson and flopped.
I will simply trust the director to find the cast:
Quentin Tarantino
Let’s just say there will be blood in Munchkinland, and those Flying Monkeys will be speaking German before they are turned into primate Pâté.
:: slowly picks up and loads shotgun, pointing it in aceplace57’s general direction ::
I’m sure that was a typo, as everyone knows that The Wiz is the greatest movie ever made. It has Lena Goddamn Horne as Glinda, after all.
Anne Hathaway for Dorothy.
And I’d spell Tilda’s last name “Swinton.” 
:: ritually spits at the name of the despised WebberBeast ::
That’s all I need to know.
Because? I don’t remember the gist of the report exactly, but basically it just said in some Gallup polls that Asian men and black women were the least desirable matchups throughout the country. I found it interesting.
I’ll see if I can hunt it up.
It did get four Academy Award nominations.
Ducking for cover. 
But, unfortunately… 10 million lost in 1978 is like 30 million in todays money.